T Wade's definitions

Hillary Clinton

A much villified (past & present) former first lady who is too smart to let the "vast" number of right wing Shite Stains and "Christian" GOPers keep her down. Screw their glass ceilings and hopes for a totalitarian state run by OWM (Old White Men).

Hillary Clinton has the support & respect of at least 50% of free thinking Americans and is even more admired abroad. The rest of the can go take a hike. Hillary says... "Bite me!"

by T Wade June 27, 2005

OWM

OWM is short for old white men.

Republicans have traditionally been a party of OWMs.

by T Wade June 27, 2005

ought

One of the nine years at the beginning of this century that we're currently living through... some would say enduring.

Today is May 6th, Ought Five. Yea right, ought NOT!

by T Wade May 7, 2005

JC

June Cleaver - Mother's Day short speak.
Can also refer to Joan Crawford (ala Mommie Dearest).

Man your mom is so JC.

by T Wade May 7, 2005

Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News

Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.

by T Wade January 18, 2007