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The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
Get the Radar Sphincter mug.A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.
Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
by T Macalicious December 11, 2010
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by T Macalicious May 16, 2011
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In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
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Get the old balls mug.People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.
by T Macalicious April 24, 2014
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