A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.
by T Macalicious June 28, 2012
The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014
Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
by T Macalicious May 19, 2014
A female that posts pics of herself looking skinny and hot either on Instagram on a dating website. Then you meet them for dinner and they show up BIG and hungry.
I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.
by T Macalicious August 15, 2019
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
by T Macalicious September 27, 2012
by T Macalicious April 15, 2014