A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.
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Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
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I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.
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Get the Talk into the michrophone mug.Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
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Get the old balls mug.A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.
Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
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