T Macalicious's definitions

There’s been some chatter

A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.

Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.

by T Macalicious January 25, 2021

decepticon

A female that posts pics of herself looking skinny and hot either on Instagram on a dating website. Then you meet them for dinner and they show up BIG and hungry.

I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.

by T Macalicious August 15, 2019

negatron

How robots say no.

Are your batteries sufficiently charged?

Negatron.

by T Macalicious May 19, 2014

Dry Funk

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.

Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!

by T Macalicious April 29, 2014

Euro Beaners

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

old balls

A common spectacle in the locker room. Typically associated with a grey bush.

My gym towel was sprinkled with white pubes today. Old Balls strikes again.

by T Macalicious April 15, 2014

Impatient Flusher

A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.

I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.

by T Macalicious November 4, 2013