T Macalicious's definitions

negatron

How robots say no.

Are your batteries sufficiently charged?

Negatron.

by T Macalicious May 19, 2014

Euro Beaners

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

A Man

The person who is right 99% of the time when arguing with a woman.

Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.

Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.

by T Macalicious September 27, 2012

Impatient Flusher

A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.

I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.

by T Macalicious November 4, 2013

Talk into the michrophone

demanding a blowjob.

Girl: And then Jenny was all like OMG...and I was all like Lol...

Boy: Talk into the michrophone!

by T Macalicious September 13, 2012

Old Man

A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.

That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.

by T Macalicious May 16, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A website that stopped approving words in early 2012.

Urban Dictionary turns down every word I submit these days.

by T Macalicious September 13, 2012