T Boor's definitions

Poofy Tool

A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it

"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

Boor

A colloquialised derivative of the original meaning of boor from rude young man to savage drinking beast.

Also used as in 'to boor / go booring' meaning to go out drinking.

i)Oliver Reed, what a total fucking boor!

ii)Any booring this weekend?

iii)That lad loves to boor

by T Boor July 1, 2008

mongolised

To be inebriated / very drunk.

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.

by T Boor June 30, 2008

pedrophiliac

Northumberland based variation on paedophile. Often used in conversation to sound more learned than your peers.

Mr King is a confirmed pedrophiliac

by T Boor June 30, 2008

acne beard

A covering of spots round the mouth and chin area giving the impression of a beard of acne. Commonly sported by youths in Berwick and the surrounding areas.

It's no wonder the lad never pulls, have you seen his acne beard!

by T Boor July 1, 2008

Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

del pierro

A continuation on the 'DP' acronym for the smut movie regular act of double penetration.

Dave : 'You've seen Piledriving Miss Daisy, what's it like?'

Clive : 'Normal, gob, moota, Del Pierro, fairly standard'

by T Boor July 1, 2008