T's definitions

itchitaintitis

A medical condition when your taint gets chafed and itchy. Can be caused by sweating or by having your taint licked and not drying it properly.

I can't stop scratching my grundle. I think I have itchitaintitis.

by t September 3, 2004

bread

a game played by a group of males. stand in a circle with a piece of bread on the floor. each person in the circle jerks off until they cum. they shoot their cum onto the piece of bread. the last person to cum has to eat the bread.

yo guys, wanna play bread?

by t April 15, 2004

domon

a fake cartoon with no dick....and a dip

by t June 6, 2003

Sophie

An amazing girl that struggles through everything even when she feels like giving up. She is also really kind, caring and sweet. You would be really luck to have Sophie as a friend/girlfriend.

Shes a really sweet girl, she must be a Sophie

by T July 27, 2019

baloney flaps

Obnoxiously large vagina lips.

She has humungous baloney flaps.

by t July 15, 2004

couch surfer

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad

After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.

by T March 15, 2005

jazznofadeinguat

A thing or item.

Can you hand me that jazznofadeinguat over there?

by T May 18, 2004