I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009
Similar to an open relationship, except doors open in one direction. Only one partner must remain monogamous and stay faithful to the other.
Yesterday, I told my GF that I’d be seeing other people, but it wasn’t chill for her to do the same.
More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!
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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship
More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!
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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009
To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.
(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u
Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.
(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u
Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.
by Syracuse JOHNSON September 13, 2010
The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009
When you get high, and eat a feast.
Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
Be aware, the munchies often cause people to cook some fucked up combinations of food and condiments.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009
Another name for Generation Y.
Coined by the fact that everyone in this generation thinks all aspects of their life are so EPIC!!!!
Coined by the fact that everyone in this generation thinks all aspects of their life are so EPIC!!!!
Urbandictionary currently has 71 definitions of the word epic, mostly written by members of the epic generation.
Urbandictionary has 300+ definitions starting with the word epic.
Urbandictionary has 300+ definitions starting with the word epic.
by Syracuse JOHNSON February 26, 2010
The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.
Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Yo, is it time for dinner yet?
Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.
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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!
That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.
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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!
That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009