Syracuse JOHNSON's definitions

door relationship

Similar to an open relationship, except doors open in one direction. Only one partner must remain monogamous and stay faithful to the other.

Yesterday, I told my GF that I’d be seeing other people, but it wasn’t chill for her to do the same.

More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!

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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

closer

The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.

Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Cold Lasagna Effect

To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.

Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.

(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u

Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.

by Syracuse JOHNSON September 13, 2010

fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Tab Anxiety

When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.

Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just restart it fuckface.

Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.

by Syracuse JOHNSON February 28, 2010

Epic Generation

Another name for Generation Y.

Coined by the fact that everyone in this generation thinks all aspects of their life are so EPIC!!!!

Urbandictionary currently has 71 definitions of the word epic, mostly written by members of the epic generation.

Urbandictionary has 300+ definitions starting with the word epic.

by Syracuse JOHNSON March 4, 2010

Polly Pocket

A chick so short that it makes you wanna put her in your pocket and carry her around with you everywhere you go. (Named for the Mattel toy sold in the 90s.)

Specifications: attractiveness, non-dwarf/midget, vagina

Yo, I met this shorty the other day that was so fuckin cute and small that I just wanted to pick her up and drop her into my pocket.

So you met a Polly Pocket. Yeah, I could use me one of those.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 14, 2009