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Definitions by Syracuse JOHNSON

Cold Lasagna Effect 

To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.

(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u

Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.

Epic Generation 

Another name for Generation Y.

Coined by the fact that everyone in this generation thinks all aspects of their life are so EPIC!!!!
Urbandictionary currently has 71 definitions of the word epic, mostly written by members of the epic generation.

Urbandictionary has 300+ definitions starting with the word epic.

Tab Anxiety 

When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.
Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just restart it fuckface.

Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.
Tab Anxiety by Syracuse JOHNSON February 28, 2010

weekend time 

The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.

Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Yo, is it time for dinner yet?

Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.

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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!

That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
weekend time by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

tonsil billiards 

Tonsil hockey for high school kids occurs when you poke some bitch’s tonsils with your dick. It’s not your standard blowjob, it’s the aggressive kind when you grab the skank’s head and give those tonsils some solid hits.
‘Lil bro, I hope you’re having your fun playing tonsil hockey in junior high, but tonsil billiards is where it’s at in high school.
tonsil billiards by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

non-stander 

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.
Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!
non-stander by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

door relationship 

Similar to an open relationship, except doors open in one direction. Only one partner must remain monogamous and stay faithful to the other.
Yesterday, I told my GF that I’d be seeing other people, but it wasn’t chill for her to do the same.

More bitches should be down for door relationships. You’re a lucky fuck!

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I been bangin mad bitches on the side lately, guess I’m in an unclarified door relationship