Definitions by Swimming Jesus

lolsaq 

Laugh Out Loud Stupid Ass Question

Pronounced lol-sack

Joe the Plumber: "What's the G-spot?"
Barack Obama: "Lolsaq"

lolsaq by Swimming Jesus October 3, 2011

Dangle Zone 

Also known as the DZ. The DZ hopes to promote the pursuit of better grades
By providing the adequate space and environment
For typical college students to accomplish their tasks.
Whether it be homework, studying, or reading...
Come to the DZ... We HOPE you get work done! Created at Eastern Washington University.

Kevin: You going to hang out in the Dangle Zone tonight?
Carl: No, I actually need to get work done tonight. We all know the DZ doesn't help that. (5 hours later) Why did I hang out in the DZ tonight?

Dangle Zone by Swimming Jesus May 10, 2010

Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face 

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds

Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face by Swimming Jesus May 10, 2010

Rain Whore 

A person that sucks a minimum 68" of cock annually.

Joe: I heard she was a Rain Whore.
Bob: No way that's a lot of cock.
Joe: I'm serious she gave head to eight guys just in one night.
Bob: Damn

Rain Whore by Swimming Jesus February 5, 2009