Definitions by Surlyboi

fair and balanced 

Right wing euphamism for news slanted toward the now, neoconservative point of view. Originated from Fox News slogan.

If you say something O'Reilly disagrees with, he either shouts you down or cuts your mic. "Fair and balanced", my ass...

fair and balanced by surlyboi May 29, 2004

outkast 

The coolest motherfunkers on the planet

Did you check out the Outkast spread in GQ? Even dressed like a fool, those brothas are off the hook.

outkast by Surlyboi October 15, 2003

hipster doofus 

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.

hipster doofus by surlyboi September 7, 2003