Definitions by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe

Spattergroit 

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

Spattergroit by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Dictionary 

Seriously don't know after browsing on this site. Best I can say is I hope it differs from Urban Dictionary

I threw my back out handing Howard a Dictionary.

Dictionary by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Ling Ling 

Child violinist Prodigy who practices 40 hours a day non-stop. Graduated and became doctor at age 5 while continuously practicing the violin. Can play 100 note per second. If he doesn't practice his father will kung pao his chicken. Is a social construct, rival's name: Chica.

Ling Ling already become doctor, ling ling solve rubik's cube before birth.

Ling Ling by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Aadiv 

An all-rounder, winner of six nobels in each category, PM, Entrepreneur, future Vice President and Finance Minister of a country, someone who will win 32 gold medals in 32 different olympic events in the same year. Can speak and master 25 languages and can play 25 different instruments. Has 24 master's and PHDs.

That boy will become an Aadiv

Aadiv by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Superlyricalisation 

When you take a really annoying, and juvenile song and turn it into a sophisticated master piece that the Queen will operatically recite during one of her royal banquets

Scintillate, scintillate pentagram minific
Feign do I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous

That ditty received some serious superlyricalisation

Superlyricalisation by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Nick Gurh 

A white man who wants to become black

That guy over there wants to become a Nick Gurh

Nick Gurh by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Dixie Normus 

A really bad name. Say it fast and you will hear. Can be used to describe a man's genitalia.

That guy's dixie normus

Dixie Normus by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019