I get my my face paint, purple wig, and red jumpsuit on before I even consider cracking her gash! That's how I get off, baby!
by Supermanchild January 02, 2004
1. By many standards, a sexually attractive person. But due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.
1. "Melissa? Dude, she likes to make guys eat her shit!"/"Man, that melissa is one sexy loser."
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!
by Supermanchild January 02, 2004
The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)
(see- sexy loser)
Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
by Supermanchild January 02, 2004
The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).
J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004
A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar.
Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."
{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."
{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004
1. A character from the novel, the Lord Of The Rings. Eomer (traditionally spellt with a pronunciation mark between the 'E' and 'R'/ he is also known as Erkanbrand, apparently)is the nephew of King Theoden of Rohan. And, by the third and last installment of the series, his successer after Theoden met his end at the hands of the Witch King at Pelennor Feilds. Illustrated as a stout man and a fierce and fearless fighter, he was one of the few men to walk from the battle of Pellenor and the Black gates unscathed.
2. Also, the character Eomer is portayed in the New Line Cinema's adaptation of the novel by the actor Karl Urban.
2. Also, the character Eomer is portayed in the New Line Cinema's adaptation of the novel by the actor Karl Urban.
(opinion)
J.R.- Ya' know, I was surprised that nobody wrote up anything on Eomer. So I thought I would pick up the slack, since Eomer so cool and Karl Urban's so sexy. If anybody wishes to add anything else, go right on ahead.
Kid #2: Like how you're a total fucking dick deployer? Jeeze', like anyone could add anything to your lousy fucking love poem. Geek.
Kid #1: You forgot to mention Eomer's sister, Eowyn.
Kid #2: ... God dammnit.
J.R.- Ya' know, I was surprised that nobody wrote up anything on Eomer. So I thought I would pick up the slack, since Eomer so cool and Karl Urban's so sexy. If anybody wishes to add anything else, go right on ahead.
Kid #2: Like how you're a total fucking dick deployer? Jeeze', like anyone could add anything to your lousy fucking love poem. Geek.
Kid #1: You forgot to mention Eomer's sister, Eowyn.
Kid #2: ... God dammnit.
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
1. When a street gang finds a random person on the streets and beats the ever living hell out of him. Usual ending with the removal of the victims shoes which are then strung from power lines.
2. When any one person of either sex has intercourse with three or more people at once, consensual or not (usually the latter), and is the sole receiver.
2. When any one person of either sex has intercourse with three or more people at once, consensual or not (usually the latter), and is the sole receiver.
1. "Later, me and the Crips is going gang bangin'. You in?"
2. Racheal had quite the sore cock canyon after she was gang banged.
2. Racheal had quite the sore cock canyon after she was gang banged.
by Supermanchild January 02, 2004