Supermanchild's definitions

Hydrocodone

A chemical derivative of opium that is used in modern day medications for the relief of moderate to severe pain. Because it acts directly on the brain and spinal cord, it most definitely causes a state of euphoria when taken in slightely greater doses (ex.-three tablets instead of one). But, in contrast, it is classified as a narcotic, and therefore can be highly addictive.

(opinion)- I've been around the block a few times, and the only drug for me is hydrocodone. And any relative there of. That shit is frickin' awesome, yo! Er... but is does suck how boring life is when you don't have any. Know what I mean?

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Butterfly Effect

1. The theory that everything that happens must happen; that you can't save one thing without destroying something else. Coming from the idea of a butterfly caught in a spider's web. You can't save the butterfly without killing the spider (through violence or starvation).
(Also personified in the more popular saying, "Live and Let Die")
2. ... Also the name of a movie that portrays the previous definition. Er, I think. I haven't actually seen it. Is it any good? Excuse me if I don't hold my breath...

Stopping the bombing of Hiroshima would most likely have the butterfly effect that would have costed a multitude more lives.
(Please excuse the politically incorrect referance. My most heart-felt apologies go out to anyone particularly connected the the incident portrayed in this example.)

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

In My Pants

A vocal game invented by... er, sorry. I sort of forgot. But its played by ending everthing you say with the words "In My Pants". When a person playing the game fails to do this, said person is then punished physically and severely (ex.- caning, ass-whupin', socked in da' gut, etc). The game ends when the time limit (if any is agreed upon) is over. ... Or just when everone gets tired of it.

Kid #1: Hey, how's it going "In My Pants"?
Kid #2: Pretty shitty "In My Pants".
Kid #3: That sucks "In My Pants".
Kid #4: ... This is pretty stupid.
Kid #1-3: GET HIM!!!

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Fuck Hydrant

1.A deraugatory term geared towards men exclaming that they have a premature ejaculation problem.
2. Someone who particularly likes consensual defication on their own bodies.

1. Go shit yourself, fuck hydrant!
2. Daaayyy-mmmmn! That girl is seriously some kinda fuck hydrant.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

consensual defication

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.

The glass bottom boat is a form of consensual defication.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

hockey bukkake

A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)

Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!

Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

chronic masturbation

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)

Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004