hockey bukkake

A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)
Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!

Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
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hate

1.(text book def.)- A word describing when the thoughts and actions of a particular human being towards a certain: person, place, thing, or group of any three thereof: are considered negative and/or destructive.
2.(general def.)- When a human being, for one reason or another, despises another human being.
1. J.R.- "I hate vegatables. ... And the planet Pluto."
2. Kid #2: "My Girlfriend broke up with me to go out with my best friend. I fucking hate him and that fucking bitch."
(opinion)- Ironically enough, there wasn't as many def.'s for the word 'hate' there were for the word 'love'. Still, I had a difficult time summarizing such a peculiar emotion. Nonetheless, hate is probably the quentessential emotion felt by everybody. Its possible (though not too likely, mind you) for a human being to go through life not ever feeling love. But they would almost definitely experience hate.
(final word)"No ape shall ever enter the forbidden zone!!!" <moral> Hate will end joo. It will ends us all!!
by Supermanchild January 04, 2004
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chronic masturbation

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)
Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
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Sexy Loser

1. By many standards, a sexually attractive person. But due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.
1. "Melissa? Dude, she likes to make guys eat her shit!"/"Man, that melissa is one sexy loser."
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
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clown sex

A sexual fetish involving the portrayal and dress of traditional circus clowns.
(see Sexy Loser)
I get my my face paint, purple wig, and red jumpsuit on before I even consider cracking her gash! That's how I get off, baby!
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
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Butterfly Effect

1. The theory that everything that happens must happen; that you can't save one thing without destroying something else. Coming from the idea of a butterfly caught in a spider's web. You can't save the butterfly without killing the spider (through violence or starvation).
(Also personified in the more popular saying, "Live and Let Die")
2. ... Also the name of a movie that portrays the previous definition. Er, I think. I haven't actually seen it. Is it any good? Excuse me if I don't hold my breath...
Stopping the bombing of Hiroshima would most likely have the butterfly effect that would have costed a multitude more lives.
(Please excuse the politically incorrect referance. My most heart-felt apologies go out to anyone particularly connected the the incident portrayed in this example.)
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
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necropheliac

A person whom, for one reason or another, prefers sexual relations with a dead human being over a living one. Usually a previous aquaintance and generally preserved similarly to a sex doll.
(see Sexy Loser)
(opinion)- I believe that, thought not unfounded, necrophelia is one of the most peculiar and awkward fetishes. Worse than consensual defication and clown sex but not as bad as homicidal arousal and bestiality
by Supermanchild January 03, 2004
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