Super Guatemala Man's definitions

Double Quad-Roller Bumpin' Grind

When two quadruple amputees, strapped to skateboards have sex.

The Annual Amputee Orgy/Tent Revival ended in a Double Quad-Roller Bumpin' Grind under the pulpit.

by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008

hillin'

The most spectacular sport of finding the steepest, rockiest hill you can and flinging yourself down it at 2am.

Waggz, Ssez, and Kraze are the pioneers of hillin'.

by Super Guatemala Man February 23, 2008

goat

To randomly jump up and hump your friends side.

Manny hit Fellows with the goat in the kitchen.

by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008

Bourbon Chicken Sniper

The person in front of a food court Chinese restaraunt who hands out bourban chicken sample.

Stacie hates bourbon chicken snipers, but she loves bourban chicken.

by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008

topaz necklace

Like a pearl necklace but done shortly after urinating so the cum has a yellow color

i tried to give josie a pearlie but it ended up as a topaz necklace

by Super Guatemala Man February 17, 2008

TW Pets

A great place to get ripped off.

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.

by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008

belgian dip

the art of covering one's nose with foam while drinking a capuccino as demonstrated by Dr. Evil in the Spy Who Shagged Me.

No. 2- Dr. Evil you have foam on your nose. Dr.Evil- That's how we do it in Belgium, it's called a Belgian Dip.

by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008