Slacker

Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide

Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.

Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Lux

The best League of Legends champions since she is the hottest.

League of Legends E-Sports Player at a Post-Match Press Conference: We did not have a chance of winning against Lux because her sexiness distracted the entire team from sticking to the game plan.

by Sultry Santa May 23, 2018

Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Taco B

Another way to refer to Taco Bell. Most people who use this nickname have a digestive system that has evolved to digest Taco Bell normally, contrary to everyone else, who always get the shits from eating Taco Bell.

Person 1: Even though I went yesterday, I'm gonna get some more Taco B.

Person 2: You mean Taco Bell? That place gives me the shits.

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Robe Theorem

A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.

Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.

by Sultry Santa March 07, 2018

Bystander Intervention

The feminist term for cock block

Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.

by Sultry Santa August 19, 2019