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Definitions by Sultry Santa

McMicrophone 

A microphone that performs poorly. The term is most often used to describe gaming mics.
Online Gamer: I can't understand PoonSlayer6969's call outs because his McMicrophone is cutting out again.
McMicrophone by Sultry Santa October 23, 2020

Operation FIT 

A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.
Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.
Operation FIT by Sultry Santa August 23, 2019

Bystander Intervention 

Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.
Any sexual position where one white person is in between two black people. The crème of the Oreo is the white person, and the cookies are the two blacks.
The white girl got an Oreo since two black guys double penetrated her
Oreo by Sultry Santa June 2, 2019

Mark One's Territory 

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.
Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA
Another way to refer to Taco Bell. Most people who use this nickname have a digestive system that has evolved to digest Taco Bell normally, contrary to everyone else, who always get the shits from eating Taco Bell.
Person 1: Even though I went yesterday, I'm gonna get some more Taco B.

Person 2: You mean Taco Bell? That place gives me the shits.
Taco B by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019
Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide
Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.

Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter
Slacker by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019