Sultry Santa 's definitions

McMicrophone

A microphone that performs poorly. The term is most often used to describe gaming mics.

Online Gamer: I can't understand PoonSlayer6969's call outs because his McMicrophone is cutting out again.

by Sultry Santa October 23, 2020

Slacker

Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide

Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.

Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Lux

The best League of Legends champions since she is the hottest.

League of Legends E-Sports Player at a Post-Match Press Conference: We did not have a chance of winning against Lux because her sexiness distracted the entire team from sticking to the game plan.

by Sultry Santa May 23, 2018

Chuck

A closet homosexual who ignores his bros by hanging out with his "girl" 24/7. He only associates himself with her to try and hide the fact that he is gay even though everybody already knows the truth.

Andres: Why didn't Chuck go to the casino with us?

Travis: He's hanging out with Elizabeth because he thinks it will prevent us from thinking he is gay.

by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018

Operation FIT

A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.

Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.

by Sultry Santa August 23, 2019

Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Bystander Intervention

The feminist term for cock block

Male Feminist Virgin: I saved that girl by using bystander intervention.
Self-Respecting Male: No. You cock blocked a husband from making love to his wife.

by Sultry Santa August 19, 2019