5 definitions by Sultan of Swing
by Sultan of Swing March 14, 2005
To be whipped by a female partner.
Xander: I got one for ya!
Felipe: Do tell!
Xander: Yeah man! This is the best! So you know how John's girlfriend got a puppy, right? Well it turns out that they almost broke up because John though she was spending too much time with the dog!
Felipe: Damn! He needs his priorities straightened out, eh?
Felipe: Do tell!
Xander: Yeah man! This is the best! So you know how John's girlfriend got a puppy, right? Well it turns out that they almost broke up because John though she was spending too much time with the dog!
Felipe: Damn! He needs his priorities straightened out, eh?
by Sultan of Swing March 15, 2005
The sweetest instrument of all time! Imagine a keyboard, but combine it with a guitar. Now plug it in, and BAM it sounds like a keyboard!
by Sultan of Swing March 14, 2005
1. The past tense of whip, that is, to be hit with a piece of rope or like object.
2. To be utterly controlled or dominated by one's partner, as in girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.
2. To be utterly controlled or dominated by one's partner, as in girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.
Felipe: Man oh man! You shoulda seen it!
Xander: What happened? Is this another tale of whipping?
Felipe: Yes! John was getting whipped by his girlfriend AGAIN. She told him to bring home a tree that she found on the ground from Wilmington to Atlanta, so he picked up the tree, put it in his lap, and held it there for four hours, and then dropped it in the middle of his driveway.
Xander: Yep. That's John for ya.
Xander: What happened? Is this another tale of whipping?
Felipe: Yes! John was getting whipped by his girlfriend AGAIN. She told him to bring home a tree that she found on the ground from Wilmington to Atlanta, so he picked up the tree, put it in his lap, and held it there for four hours, and then dropped it in the middle of his driveway.
Xander: Yep. That's John for ya.
by Sultan of Swing March 15, 2005
Abercrombie and Fitch began way back when in the 1950's, during the McCarthy Era, but then it was known as Communism. The Abercrombie and Fitch Lifestyle, like that of the Communist Lifestyle, promotes working for the good of the whole. However, in both Lifestyles, the whole has no fockin' idea what its doing. Abercrombie and Fitch represents everything that is wrong with America; it sells you a shirt that says "Wisconsin: Smell Our Derrierre" as a way of saying "Hey look we're funny," when in truth it isn't. Of course, people who tend to wear Abercrombie find this sort of humour amusing, because they can't think of anything more original themselves. If you want to be a part of the Abercrombie crowd, forget about having a personality, overspend your money to buy the shirts that they all have, and start drinking to lose yourself in the guilt that you just gained by dropping your real persona. Go to unnecessary house parties, and BAM! You just made your life into an Abercrombie life.
Me: Hey Christy, how ya doin'?
Christy: OMIGAWD! Like, do you like my new Abercrombie shirt? I bought it to, like, coordinate with my totally HOT new Burberry handbag! Like OMIGAWD!
Me: Fockin' Republicunt.
Christy: OMIGAWD! Like, do you like my new Abercrombie shirt? I bought it to, like, coordinate with my totally HOT new Burberry handbag! Like OMIGAWD!
Me: Fockin' Republicunt.
by Sultan of Swing March 15, 2005