dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

by sue April 25, 2005

schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

by Sue May 09, 2004

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

Purple Apple

when a girl grabs a guys balls very hard then gives him a love bite on the adams apple. Mostly done at school or uni so other student know the guy is a wimp or jerk.

"ha i see joe got a purple apple i wonder who got him"

by sue October 19, 2003

Lil Fizz

Lil fizz is my man!!!!!! He is the best of the rest. He is the definition of cute, irrisitable, hot, great smile, can dance, and everything else(THAT IS GOOD) you can think of!!!! I love you lil fizz.

Lil fizz is what a girl wants. Lil fizz is what I want.

by Sue April 17, 2004

taf

taf is ghetto for rad.

"we go get some cran, taf?"

by sue April 10, 2005

magnet

a kid who is enrolled in a magnet program, usually bogged down with piles upon piles of work in science, math and the like. Rarely has a chance to be social due to 'too much homework.'

Nick Wolf is a magnet student.

by sue June 04, 2005