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Cards against humanity 

Cards against Humanity is an adult game that is offend played by underage kids who had lots of drinks that night. This game is mostly played at parties and after playing this, you will never want to play truth or dare again. The game is very simple, it's an adult version of apples to apples, it will make you laugh your ass.

Hey, I'm coming to the party tonight and i'm bring Cards against humanity with me.

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Dick and Dash 

Dick and dash is a relationship that is only for sex and kinky shit, then you dumped them right after. The term could also be used if you had a one night stand and leave the person's house right before they wake up.

My boyfriend only wants a dick and dash relationship, he doesn't want to date me full time.

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Cumdumpster 

A cumdumpster is a man who usually shoots more than 10 litters of cum at a time. These men are guaranteed to fill up any hole.

My cumdumpster boyfriend fills me up all the time.

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Faggothoe 

A faggothoe is a man who likes to fuck a lot of men. These men enjoy sticking their dick up someone one's ass or the other way around. They usual fuck 10 or more men a week and have lots of STDs.

That guy is such a fucking faggothoe

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Weed 

I’m not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, I’m talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesn’t have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim it’s medical even if it’s not.

Weed is so much better then the dick i suck after.

Weed by Suck a very large dick February 26, 2018

Cunt Nugget 

A Cunt Nugget is when your pussy looks like a mcdonalds chicken nugget. One cause could be an infection that needs to be treated or just a really fucked up vag. This word can also describe a women when is a big fat bitch who doesn’t take cock hard enough.

My doctor said my pussy looks like a Cunt Nugget even though it’s just very fucking infected.

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Boner 

A boner can be when a guys wanker starts rising and sticks up like a sword. If you got a tiny cock you will have no issue with someone seeing this but if you got a big daddy then you will get noticed.

My boyfriend never gets a fucking boner from me.

Boner by Suck a very large dick February 25, 2018