dogwater

Completely and utterly bad at video games. So bad, that the 12 year old fortnite community just couldn't stick with calling you trash anymore.

"Oh my god, you are so dogwater at this game! Get out of this lobby!"

by Suburbanz71 February 16, 2021

resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.

"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

by Suburbanz71 June 09, 2018

Haul ass

To do something faster or as if in a hurru

I need to haul ass if I want to get all this yard work done by nightfall.

by Suburbanz71 May 01, 2018

Shit hits the fan

A vulgar and derogatory way of saying "if something bad happens."

"I'm gonna give that asshole a piece of my mine"

"Alright, but be careful, because if the shit hits the fan, you're in serious trouble.

by Suburbanz71 April 20, 2018

Four eyes

A nickname used for a person who wears glasses, used as a minor insult or a joke

Hey, Four eyes, give me a hand with this box.

by Suburbanz71 November 06, 2017

Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018

No shit, Sherlock.

A derogatory term used when someone points out the obvious or to tell someone that you already know something.

"Hey, man, I think your car just blew a gasket."
"Wow, No shit, Sherlock. don't you think I know that?"

by Suburbanz71 November 08, 2017