Suburbanz71's definitions

spewing bullshit

telling a profusion of false information or complete nonsense; lying.

c'mon, dude. you and I both know he was spewing bullshit about buying that new Mercedes.

by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018

McShits

When you get diarrhea from eating too much McDonald's.

"Dude, I've had enough of these goddamn McShits. That's it! I'm done with McDonalds!"

by Suburbanz71 November 7, 2017

Porker

A rude name for a fat person

"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."

by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017

Lit

Extremely cool, fun, or enjoyable.

Ex 1. Kid 1: "Hey, man, how was that semi-formal dance last night? "
Kid 2: "Aw, Dude it was lit

Ex 2. " That purple Lamborghini is lit."

Ex 3. "Those Nikes look lit. I should get myself a pair."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

dogwater

Completely and utterly bad at video games. So bad, that the 12 year old fortnite community just couldn't stick with calling you trash anymore.

"Oh my god, you are so dogwater at this game! Get out of this lobby!"

by Suburbanz71 February 16, 2021

Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018