Definitions by Suburbanz71

Cluster fuck 

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

Cluster fuck by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018

Shiternet 

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

Shiternet by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018

Back off

something you say when someone is bothering you, picking on you, or really pissing you off. see leave me alone

hey, kid. where'd you get those cheap-ass glasses, the dollar store.
"okay, seriously dude. Back off, i'm not having it."

Back off by Suburbanz71 June 16, 2018

resting bitch face 

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.

"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

resting bitch face by Suburbanz71 June 9, 2018

Haul ass

To do something faster or as if in a hurru

I need to haul ass if I want to get all this yard work done by nightfall.

Haul ass by Suburbanz71 May 1, 2018

Shit hits the fan

A vulgar and derogatory way of saying "if something bad happens."

"I'm gonna give that asshole a piece of my mine"

"Alright, but be careful, because if the shit hits the fan, you're in serious trouble.

Shit hits the fan by Suburbanz71 April 20, 2018

Bitching

1. To Complain about someone or something.

2. To back out of fight.

1. Kid: "I'm so sick and tired of teachers giving me detentions for dumb reasons.

Me: " Dude, quit bitching, you didn't do your homework and you werw talking back to our teacher, what did you expect? "

2. "hey, bruh. Why you bitching from the fight you started?"

Bitching by Suburbanz71 April 20, 2018