Definitions by Submitters of Words

Wanna have sex? 

The singlemost effective pickup line in existence. Try it.

Think about it: You cut right to the chase. Ok sure, statistically, only 1 in 100 women will say yes. And you might get some people mad along the way. But it's still a time saver since you don't have to indulge in any long conversation/pointless flirting etc.
Also, you'll be surprised at how many women appreciate the frank honesty associated with it. No games!
So, whaddya say?
Wanna have sex?

Wanna have sex? by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Reincarnation 

Would be very cool if there was a way for it to actually work.

I'd take reincarnation over eternal boredom/torture any day of the week.

Reincarnation by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Latex Love 

Sex with a condom. Doesn't feel as great but it sure beats 18 years of child support.

Ready for some latex love, babe?

Latex Love by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Obama Got Osama 

Will probably be the rallying cry of Obama supporters come the 2012 campaign.

Obama Got Osama...it's awfully embarrassing for the Bush administration, too, considering the massive amount of time and money they put into the "war on terror" over eight long years.

Obama Got Osama by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Two Birds, One Bone 

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".

Two Birds, One Bone is fun fun fun!

Two Birds, One Bone by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Thick 

A word that, unfortunately, is now most often used as a euphemism for fat by heavy chicks. Which is a shame since a truly thick woman is undoubtedly a beautiful sight.

Sarah: "So what if I tipped the scale this week? I'm thick, that's all!"
Sarah is 300 pounds...

Thick by Submitters of Words June 29, 2011

politically correct 

a pejorative invented by conservatives so they can say whatever the hell they want without reprisal.
Kinda like a "get out of racism free" card. Go ahead and call Justice Sotomayor a spic on national radio, and when you get called out for it, blame the media for being too "politically correct".

"All Jews are good for nothing penny-pinchers! I would know, considering I've met every single one of them. What's that? You say I shouldn't assume things? Rot in hell, you politically correct bastard!"
-Conservative

politically correct by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011