Definitions by Stupidly Sophisticated

Pull a Julius Caesar 

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.

Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.

Pull a Julius Caesar by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020

rubber slip 

a condom

Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.

rubber slip by Stupidly Sophisticated March 4, 2016

cut the red tape 

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

cut the red tape by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

charley horse 

a painful muscular cramp

Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*

charley horse by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2013

go suck a carrot 

take a hike, scram, take a bath hippie, etc.

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

go suck a carrot by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013