Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

first-class asshole

The affectionate nickname for Urban Dictionary volunteers. Any single one Urban Dictionary volunteer who rejected any of my definitions that were actually good is especially deserving of being called a first class asshole.

I have had it with every motherfucking first-class asshole on Urban Dictionary rejecting my motherfucking definitions!

by Stupidly Sophisticated July 18, 2020

DUI Mobile

A standard bicycle with a gasoline engine. They get their name because, typically, their owners were arrested for driving under the influence and lost their license.

That's gotta suck, dude. You lost your license and now you gotta drive around on that DUI Mobile.

by Stupidly Sophisticated October 10, 2023

all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included

An exaggeration that means "Everyone or everything you could possibly think about is here."

The battle was an all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included multinational aerial showdown for the ages!

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 27, 2022