Stuart Roberts's definitions

record skank

Getting an extreemly raw deal, by far the most unfortunate thing that could happen in that situation.

Not having any beers left, getting dealt a bad hand, getting shot etc.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

elbow jokey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of the game.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through a game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

Elbow Jockey

Someone who when playing poker decides to change the rules to make the game unnecessarily complicated in order to show off their knowledge of poker.

Introducing the big blinds, small blinds (aka big skank, small skank) halfway through the game.

by Stuart Roberts September 2, 2005

reverse dougan

The art of taking a shit whilst mounting the toilet backwards so as to purposefully leave a stain on the near side of the bowl

Man you have taken a reverse dougan in my toilet you animal

by Stuart roberts November 22, 2013

Mug Off

To be mugged off, getting mugged off by someone is similar to being purposefully offended to the point where it causes the mug off'ee to feel uncomfortable or shocked.

'Are you mugging me off', 'is that a mug off', 'ive been mugged off', 'dont mug me off'

by Stuart Roberts July 28, 2007