Piss Felcher

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.

Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!

by StuPedasso July 04, 2012

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.

Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!

by StuPedasso October 11, 2012

allure

a device used to catch a fish

I bought allure ....Now i can catch afish!

by StuPedasso September 13, 2018

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012

lesbian pizza

An empty Domino's Pizza box found in a trashcan.

Hey! did Kimo find pizza in that shitcan?
No! It's lesbian pizza. He's just chewing on the box!

by StuPedasso October 11, 2012

Masochists Anonymous

A 350 step self healing program which works if one attends at least 38 meetings a day for life.

I have no regrets for turning down a blow job from Pamela Anderson. My Masochists Anonymous meeting comes first!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012

Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes

Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012