14 definitions by Stu Cherbourg
the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.
Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?
by Stu Cherbourg January 18, 2023
DUDE #1: "Sally was getting me going orally, but I got overly stimulated and pornocheyneyed her before we actually did the deed."
DUDE #2: "So you are still a virgin?"
DUDE #1: "Yep."
DUDE #2: "You cockmo."
DUDE #2: "So you are still a virgin?"
DUDE #1: "Yep."
DUDE #2: "You cockmo."
by Stu Cherbourg August 1, 2010
Dream dating is when you change your facebook relationship status in order to reflect a fictitious relationship with a famous person.
Facebook Status comment: "Yo Sergio! Congrats on your new relationship with Jasmin Huda! Dream dating news anchors is for champs! Best of luck man!"
by Stu Cherbourg April 14, 2011
The other day I saw a halfrican pulled over on the side of the road, the cops had apparently called for black-up, but since he was only a halfrican, the black-up copper rode in on a motorcycle and everything was okay, I guess he had insurance, and his license plates weren't stolen.
by Stu Cherbourg May 9, 2009
Specifically the negative or immature demeanor, associated behaviors, silver-spoon fed, pompously inappropriate, childish, and rude mannerisms most commonly expressed by a rotten little sister who has somehow envisioned herself to be worthy of a position of power and sharp tongue, which she clearly has not earned. To act in a rude, disorderly, or otherwise unkind fashion towards an older brother or sister without cause, justification, or reason.
An older brother called his youngest sister whilst she was away at her freshman year of college just to say hello and see how things were going, however he could not spare the time of day to say hello and shoot the breeze, so instead of being friendly, the little sister copped a fierce brattitude, saying something with a dismissive and judgmental tone about how she had to go because it was time to eat dinner. Huh, I guess older brothers aren't worth a dime's worth of respect and friendliness for some unexplained reason.
by Stu Cherbourg January 31, 2011
Tom met this wombat looking horny girl last night at the party. She hit him over the head with a big stick when he wasn't looking. Bad news, she was TUTF. Perhaps she should try slipping a viagra in his drink first next time.
by Stu Cherbourg June 4, 2010
Donmt do that, you are hurting my eyes with these typos. - These are not typos, they are intentionally left this way, as a reminder that once there was a thing called a Blackberry Keyboard with actual buttons instead of a dumb touchscreen, & this shit didnmt happen.
by Stu Cherbourg June 17, 2022