Donmt do that, you are hurting my eyes with these typos. - These are not typos, they are intentionally left this way, as a reminder that once there was a thing called a Blackberry Keyboard with actual buttons instead of a dumb touchscreen, & this shit didnmt happen.
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Get the Donmt mug.<jaw-guh> J.ust A.nother U.nemployed W.hite G.uy - also JAWG, like DAWG, but for white guys, a term coined by Salvatore Paradise in his third book entitled "Danny Veit is a Piece of Sheit." Initially used to describe his second unemployed friend, now applicable to 11% of the population in this second American Great Depression
How's it hangin' JAUWG, find a job yet? No man, I applied to work at six flags, but all of the 40 year old JAUWGS got there first. What's an 18 year old JAUWG supposed to do for money these days? I donno man, have you tried asking your dad if you can work for him at his company JAUWG?
by Stu Cherbourg August 04, 2009
Get the JAUWG mug.Dream dating is when you change your facebook relationship status in order to reflect a fictitious relationship with a famous person.
Facebook Status comment: "Yo Sergio! Congrats on your new relationship with Jasmin Huda! Dream dating news anchors is for champs! Best of luck man!"
by Stu Cherbourg May 03, 2011
Get the dream dating mug.<half-rick-uh> - fictitious magical place where mulatto people come from, like little people come from the merry old land of Oz, or elves come from the North Pole, Halfricans from Halfrica. People from Halfrica often retain super-human qualities of both races (see Tiger Woods, 3 time PGA green jacket wearer, Halle Berry, the most beautiful woman alive, and Barack Obama, the first Halfrican American President.)
Because one of Barack Obama's parents came as a legal immigrant from Indonesia, and the other one is from Kansas, we can logically deduce that he is truly from the magical land of Halfrica.
by Stu Cherbourg May 10, 2009
Get the Halfrica mug.Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.
Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.
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Get the ASS MAGAT mug.<yawn-cup> when you suddenly yawn loudly during a presentation or lecture, and you catch yourself halfway through and fake a hiccup, so as not to appear that you were so bored you fell asleep mentally before your first yawn. The yawncup is painful, and it is not recommended one tries it without sufficient practice and muscular training. In any case, your ego might not survive. The yawncup is often hilarious to all, including the speaker if in possession of a good sense of humor.
Supreme Court Justice Elana Kagan's good friend was lecturing in a Law School Lecture Hall about agency deference of the Auer variety and during the hour and forty-five minute long instruction, had just moved on to discuss procedural interpretations and Chevron deference, when a normally quite attentive 2L with outstretched arms proceeded to loudly yawncup, and the lecture was briefly interrupted for a whole class chortle.
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The conflictinator announced a shocking revalation on the flat screen today, "The corporation bought the farm today, American government will be a one party system from here on out."
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