you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 05, 2005

blazeman

crazy guy named wazerman, that smokes only the best weed in the world

yo guy lets go blazeman

by stu December 09, 2003

fist

to place one's fist into another's anal opening to produce pleasure.

did you see those lesbians go at it? then she fisted her @$$hole!!

by Stu March 09, 2003

chibs

small dollops of poo

you stood in some chibs back their

by stu September 11, 2003

hessian

White trash/trailer park trash.

"God those peoples are hessians"

by Stu December 20, 2003

skeez

A spaz in the most hyper, energetic, loserly sense of the word.

Get off the fucking table, you skeez!

by Stu March 26, 2005

leto

generally a word for stupid idiot where i come from

You are such a Leto you fool

by Stu January 17, 2005