Street Urchin's definitions

school for the gifted

A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.

Haha, school for the gifted.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

p-run

A run to a local shop to stock up on some porn.

He looks happy... must have just got back from a p-run

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

Hamburgler

A short, stocky, annoying fellow will pretends to be one's friend, but hides malicious tendencies.

The kid is a little f'n hamburgler

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

putty exam

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

I better start kissing up after that putty exam.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

kneepit

The back of the knee

Ass! You hit me in the kneepit.

by Street Urchin April 5, 2004

Two-door theory

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.

These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

Green the light

A term used by a frustrated person who believes he/she can ask the help of a higher power to make a traffic light turn green for him/her. Originates from firemen who actually have the power to make the light turn green.

Green the fucking light!

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004