Stray 's definitions

daytime tv

EVIL, what the house-wives watch, clearly the reason for the brainwashed people in this country.

infomericals on daytime tv make me feel fat.

by stray April 16, 2004

the Mars Volta

A band that originated in Texas from post-punk At the Drive In, (also a great band), and decided to reform to develop numerous concept albums. The first, being De-Loused in the Comatorium (the story of a past band member Julio Venegas who commited suicide), is a masterpiece, blending Latin roots (some members are hispanic), trademark post-punk rock riffs, jazzy interludes, progressive and experimental synthesization and much more to create a deep, emotion-filled record. Their recent release, Frances the Mute, is just as legendary, yet focuses more on the song length and digital paraphernalia rather than conventional song-structure. And for the Mars Volta, this is definetely a good thing.

The Mars Volta are indeed a special group of musicians. Their cd booklets are strewn with philosophical and aesthetically stimulating images and words, fueling their contemplative sound. They cross many boundaries and break the barrier between conformity and musical subconsciousness. They are madly orginal and insanely creative.

by stray March 5, 2005

Phyllis DiTulip

1)The funniest kid at school who always seems to be wearing the same shoes as me....also known as Bob or Phylosophical Phyllis. Has a fascination for soy-cheese, met the Red Hot Chili Peppers in an elevator and is the coolest dude on earth!

2)Anything that is TOTALLY funny and cool!

1)Phyllis DiTullip took a dump in the boys' bathroom and kathy passed out on the way to the nurse's office.

2)DUUDE!!! When Daron Malakian wore that BUCK FUSH t-shirt onstage and then let me take it off and lick his belly, it was the most Phyllis DiTulip moment of my whole life.

by stray November 22, 2003

Harry K

a cool clerk at the local ralphs. has some accent i cant recognize but likes to talk and people laugh at everything he says for some reason. his shirts are tooooo tight though.

Harry K packages food.

by stray October 4, 2004

Fr. Tom

Greedy old priest with a dent in his head...fired Lenny...NOT cool.

(During church)
Kati: Fr. Tom has ugly shoes.
Us: That's nice Kati,
Kati: Fr. Tom has a shiny head.
Us: That's nice Kati.
Kati: I WANNA RIP THAT STICKER OFF HIS HEAD!!
Us: BAHAHAHAHA! That's nice Kati...

by stray October 4, 2004

3rd View

The 3rd view runs NorCal! Moutain View Bitch!

The Incredible Hulk beat the shit outta my grandpa cuase he gave him a funny look. Then he called his hommie Stray with his 357 and they shot him in the dome. After that The OG and SMF came and skull fucked his wrinkly head.

by Stray May 10, 2004

Puberty Rock

(Or Pube Rock)
A spin-off "genre" of rock music practiced and lead by the soon-to-be-famous-emaciated-circus-bear, Brian K. Music traits usually consist of punk, pop, or hard rock rhythms of cover songs and rarely originals, killer face-melting drum solos, and "Peter Brady" style vocals. Adopted by any aspiring pubertal 12 year old with a passion for music and with impressive talent, minus the singing...

12 year old+drums+cd burner+camp+14 year old groupies=PUBERTY ROCK

PUBERTY ROCK WILL OWN YOU!!

kid 1: is that him playing drums?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: and guitar?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: wow...he sucks
kid 2: thats just his voice, the music is good though..

by stray September 15, 2004