An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.
You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005
Get the pig mug.Male: I'm the man. It's a man's world and you belong beneath me, bitch.
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!
Female #1: Not so fast, mister. This is 2005 and women's equality is here to stay.
Female #2: Lady, you haven't gone far enough. Let's piss off this sexist pig big time. It's WTO, baby--women taking over!
by Stop the Pendulum April 17, 2006
Get the WTO mug.An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.
What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
by Stop the Pendulum September 02, 2005
Get the self-hater mug.An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.
Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!
by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006
Get the ladies first mug.by Stop the pendulum May 21, 2006
Get the myspace meow mug.1. A kitten between 6 and 11 months of age.
2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."
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2. A young feline too old to be called a kitten but not yet full grown. A "teen kitty."
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My kitty weighs 14 pounds, yet he still thinks he's a small kitten. I guess it's because he's an 11-month-old catolescent.
by Stop the Pendulum September 04, 2005
Get the catolescent mug.1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.
2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.
2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.
1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats
2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!
2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!
by Stop the Pendulum September 05, 2005
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