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Boots, my mouse trap, caught two mice within two hours of my bringing him home.
Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?
Why buy that spring contraption that only squashes your fingers when you can get a real mouse trap--Kitty?
by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2005
Get the mouse trapmug. by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006
Get the nipmug. This kid is said to have ODD, or Oppositional Defiant Disorder. That's just a fancy-schmancy way of saying the brat has TWA!
by Stop the Pendulum November 22, 2006
Get the TWAmug. To do a female friend a favor by keeping her from getting it on with some unworthy male. The noblest thing to do for a friend.
My friend has gotten involved with an absolute pig! He's such a man-whore that the only right thing to do is to twat block her so she doesn't get some disease.
by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005
Get the TWAT BLOCKmug. An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.
You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!
by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005
Get the pigmug. An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.
What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005
Get the self-hatermug. Old school, pre-1960's style liberal; center-left populist.
A paleoliberal typically espouses the following:
1. protection of the right of workers to organize and bargain collectively
2. protection of the interests of the underdog against the whims of the powerful.
3. supports the right to individual privacy within reasonable limits; does not include abortion rights (see definition #2) or gay marriage, but does include keeping the government from snooping on your reading habits.
4. The right for minorities to be free from discrimination in employment, housing, public accomodations, etc., thus protecting their rights from the tyranny of the majority without diluting majority rule.
5. the inherent, affirmative right to vote and have your votes counted as you intended, without interference from fraudulently programmed voting machines designed to "flip" votes.
6. The right to life means the right to a decent life, for both born and unborn. Paleoliberals don't divorce the sanctity of life from the quality of life, unlike Christofascists or left-liberals.
7. May or may not support the death penalty, although I personally oppose it except for war criminals, deposed dictators, wartime traitors, and/or serial killers who pose an escape risk.
8. Embrace gender equity. Man and woman are to be treated as equals under the eyes of the law and their differences are to be respected, not derided.
A paleoliberal typically espouses the following:
1. protection of the right of workers to organize and bargain collectively
2. protection of the interests of the underdog against the whims of the powerful.
3. supports the right to individual privacy within reasonable limits; does not include abortion rights (see definition #2) or gay marriage, but does include keeping the government from snooping on your reading habits.
4. The right for minorities to be free from discrimination in employment, housing, public accomodations, etc., thus protecting their rights from the tyranny of the majority without diluting majority rule.
5. the inherent, affirmative right to vote and have your votes counted as you intended, without interference from fraudulently programmed voting machines designed to "flip" votes.
6. The right to life means the right to a decent life, for both born and unborn. Paleoliberals don't divorce the sanctity of life from the quality of life, unlike Christofascists or left-liberals.
7. May or may not support the death penalty, although I personally oppose it except for war criminals, deposed dictators, wartime traitors, and/or serial killers who pose an escape risk.
8. Embrace gender equity. Man and woman are to be treated as equals under the eyes of the law and their differences are to be respected, not derided.
I can't wait for Bob Casey, Jr. to trounce Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum! We'll have a true paleoliberal Dem representing Pennsylvania, as opposed to a right-wing VIRGINIAN posing as a PA Republican!
by Stop the pendulum December 31, 2005
Get the paleoliberalmug.