Stop the pendulum's definitions

Grave

The most comfortable part of your bed, often slept in by your dog or cat without the human's permission.

Every night, I find my cat sleeping in my grave. I have to throw him off the bed so I can get some sleep!!

by Stop the Pendulum April 23, 2006

poof out

To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.

You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.

I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.

by Stop the Pendulum August 13, 2006

coon

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

by Stop the pendulum January 6, 2007

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.

I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

hissy fit

a prolonged outburst of hissing by a cat.

Tweety, my late calico cat, constantly hissed at the other cats in the house. We called her Madame Hissy Fit as a result.

by Stop the pendulum April 3, 2006

on the square

Honestly; seriously; not joking.

On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely.

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005