Noun: A man who is not only a
bumper or
bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)
"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."
Buy a
Bumplestiltskin
mug!
Noun: The pasty, waxen complexion of a youth who spends too much time alone in his bedroom.
Abbreviation of "Wanker's Pallor"
"Ew! That's a definite case of WP! I'd hate to change his sheets..."
1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.
2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.
Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"
1) "Is that guy a bumper or what?"
2) "That's another bumper hit from Craig David!"
Narfing = Nothing, really. Just a word I made up to get another link to
Chris Horner to proclaim to the world that he's no
bumper! Chris don't
bump!
"I wanted a whole bunch of people to see what a bumper Horner isn't, so I invented the word Narfing"
- Stooo
