Bumplestiltskin

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)
"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."
by Stooo March 19, 2003
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Stu

Not Stooo. That's all you need to know. Move on.
"I am not Stu."
- Stooo
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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felchbox

A nonsense insult, inspired, I guess by felch. If any meaning is to be derived from it, I would assume that it is implying that the person in question resembles in some way an anus-full of semen, ,ready to be orally incorporated.
Given the kind of people I usually have cause to say this to, that's quite an apt description.
"Golly, you really are one almighty felchbox!"
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktards in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.
"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.
"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
by Stooo June 30, 2003
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Heep

Noun/Verb: The sound or act of someone laughing like a complete bumper
"Heeeeeeeep!!!"
-Joel Grundy
by Stooo March 20, 2003
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