Hitoshi Shinso

Roofies man, roofies man, does whatever roofies can. Purple hair, sure why not? Many fangirls find him hot.

Watch out, it's roofies man.

Shinso: Hey there
Person: Hi-
Person 2: Stop? Don't you know that if you answer to Hitoshi Shinso, he can instantly use his magic roofies on you?

by Stickyyy fingers October 06, 2019

captain phasma

Captain of The First Order, who trains stormtroopers, like the loyal TR-8R and the traitorous FN-2187.The attempted new Boba Fett of the Star Wars sequels. She has a cold voice, a posh accent and a heart of lead. She has a stormtrooper-style armor, but made of chromium, so it is actually useful. She is also precise when shooting. She hates smelly traitors like FN-2187, who called her a chrome dome, and threw her down a garbage chute. She is assumed dead after thrown into the burning remains of the Supremacy. She also has a badass cape and a spear-thingy and a blaster.

Finn: mate, today I got owned by Captain Phasma.
Poe: Serves you right for calling her a chrome dome.

by Stickyyy fingers May 25, 2018

D.I.A.H.

D.I.A.H means die in a hole.

I want all the 'popular' students to just D.I.A.H.
or
I have a list of names of people I want to D.I.A.H., and you're in it.

by Stickyyy fingers June 30, 2018

Nom

How anime people eat.

nom nom.

by Stickyyy fingers May 25, 2018

kyle ron

How not to spell Kylo Ren's name on a Starbuck's cup.

News reporter: Yesterday, a Starbucks shop was destroyed, after they wrote Kyle Ron on Kylo Ren's cup.

by Stickyyy fingers May 25, 2018

jakku

A sandy wasteland, riddled with scavengers, that everyone wants to go back to. It exists in a Galaxy far, far away, in the parallel universe of Star Wars. It is the home planet of Rey, The last Jedi. Even if it's a disgusting, sandy dump, people want to go back there.

Finn: Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku ??!!?

by Stickyyy fingers June 15, 2018

bb8

A spherical badass droid in the sequels of the Star Wars saga. He is buds with R2-D2.He has several weapons at his disposal, such as a taser and a literally lit blowtorch. He doesn't walk, he rolls, since he is spherical, which is the most awe-inspiring, beautiful and memeable way of moving. He Is white & orange, with a surprisingly cute and peng lense/eye. He is Poe Dameron's co-pilot and best bud, and can steal a freighter with the help of a defect stormtrooper that is accompanied by a female scavenger. He can only talk in droid language (binary) but we're sure that if he could talk, Star Wars would be even morebeautiful. His arch-enemy is the fiendish droid BB-9E. He always flies with Poe Dameron in his x-wing, and fixes it for him in emergencies. May The Maker bless his circuits.

Poe: When I mess up everything, I rely on BB-8 to fix my x-wing.
BB8: (in droid language) Yeah , by jamming my dome head in all of ur circuits, lol.

by Stickyyy fingers May 25, 2018