Sticky AKA's definitions

Smell the cake

A celebration gone bad. When an actual cake is used, the suggestion is to smell the cake, then the recipient of the cake has their face pushed into it.

Jerry bought a Porsche thinking he had a promotion in the bag! Instead he got fired. Time to smell the cake.

by Sticky AKA August 20, 2016

Clicksterbaiting

Clicksterbaiting is when someone has something of value for sale and posts it online just to seek a reaction when in reality they will never sell the item, they just want to have people say great things about it so they’ll feel good about themselves.

Jimmy had a first appearance of Spider-Man comic book. He posted pictures of it on his social with the caption “not sure if I should sell it or keep it!” He knew it was going anywhere, he was just clicksterbaiting.

by Sticky AKA May 9, 2022

Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016

Canceropolis

A work environment that not only makes you unhealthy, it destroys your career and future opportunities because you were associated with it.

Jack went on sick leave because of the toxic environment at the start-up where he was working.

That place was a total canceropolis because when he got better, the company and all the seed money was gone, and nobody would hire him because it was assumed he was partly to blame, when of course, he wasn't...

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

pervment

The blocks in and around your city's red light district or/and the area outside peep shows.

Sandra was so grossed out by the pervment that she immediately threw out her shoes when she got home.

When vacationing with the family, always try to identify and avoid your destination's pervment in advance of a night out...

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

face vindication

Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.

G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2015

sundincapable

When your friend becomes completely useless for an entire day because he/she must watch sports on tv for twelve straight hours.

Dave: Julie, it's gorgeous outside. Let's hit the mountains on our bikes!
Julie: Dave! The Rams are on at 1, the Bears are on at 4, and the Pats are on at 7!
Dave: Oh yeah, right...Ok. I'll call Sasha because quite obviously, you are sundincapable of getting off your ass!|

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015