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"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
Get the Ex-girlwife mug.A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...
Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
Get the facelover mug.Sandra was so grossed out by the pervment that she immediately threw out her shoes when she got home.
When vacationing with the family, always try to identify and avoid your destination's pervment in advance of a night out...
When vacationing with the family, always try to identify and avoid your destination's pervment in advance of a night out...
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
Get the pervment mug.A work environment that not only makes you unhealthy, it destroys your career and future opportunities because you were associated with it.
Jack went on sick leave because of the toxic environment at the start-up where he was working.
That place was a total canceropolis because when he got better, the company and all the seed money was gone, and nobody would hire him because it was assumed he was partly to blame, when of course, he wasn't...
That place was a total canceropolis because when he got better, the company and all the seed money was gone, and nobody would hire him because it was assumed he was partly to blame, when of course, he wasn't...
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
Get the Canceropolis mug.When your friend becomes completely useless for an entire day because he/she must watch sports on tv for twelve straight hours.
Dave: Julie, it's gorgeous outside. Let's hit the mountains on our bikes!
Julie: Dave! The Rams are on at 1, the Bears are on at 4, and the Pats are on at 7!
Dave: Oh yeah, right...Ok. I'll call Sasha because quite obviously, you are sundincapable of getting off your ass!|
Julie: Dave! The Rams are on at 1, the Bears are on at 4, and the Pats are on at 7!
Dave: Oh yeah, right...Ok. I'll call Sasha because quite obviously, you are sundincapable of getting off your ass!|
by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015
Get the sundincapable mug.Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.
G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!
by Sticky AKA September 1, 2015
Get the face vindication mug.A celebration gone bad. When an actual cake is used, the suggestion is to smell the cake, then the recipient of the cake has their face pushed into it.
Jerry bought a Porsche thinking he had a promotion in the bag! Instead he got fired. Time to smell the cake.
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