Sticky AKA's definitions

Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016

Canceropolis

A work environment that not only makes you unhealthy, it destroys your career and future opportunities because you were associated with it.

Jack went on sick leave because of the toxic environment at the start-up where he was working.

That place was a total canceropolis because when he got better, the company and all the seed money was gone, and nobody would hire him because it was assumed he was partly to blame, when of course, he wasn't...

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

BaruchHasheming"

BaruchHasheming is an endearing, and by definition religious way of thanking the lord for everything and anything by saying Baruch Hashem at the end of every sentence or writing BH" at the end of every text. It's mostly used by young, orthodox Jewish people, but is not restricted as such. Thanking the Lord day and night is a thing, right?

Shayndi: Look at your six children, so happy! Baruch Hashem! When is the 7th due?
Raizl: But that Burberry bag of yours! Where do you find such a bag?? Baruch Hashem! So fancy...
Tova: All this BaruchHasheming" has made me kvell!

by Sticky AKA October 23, 2019

dirty nailer

A person who started out with nothing, became rich along the way, but still remains classless, filthy and lacks etiquette.

Bob has money to burn, but his greasy hair , stained shirt, smelly socks and unwashed hands clearly show he's a dirty nailer.

by Sticky AKA November 24, 2016

facelover

A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...

Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

Textinlove

When you text or private message someone to the point you are in an odd relationship. You never speak, you never see each other really, you occasionally sext, and you develop feelings. However, if you ever actually do see each other, it's gonna be either booty or awkward. Trust me.

Shari and Marvin fell textinlove, but when they finally met at that seedy hotel room to break the ice, the thought of even banging each other was revolting!

by Sticky AKA July 26, 2019

face vindication

Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.

G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2015