The Switch

A term that defines a boyfriend/girlfriend that is on and off with another over a period of time.

Before that bitch could have sex, she had to turn off the switch...Then it was time to get down to business.

by Stevie Y November 02, 2004

Sperm Perm

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.

Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.

by Stevie Y September 05, 2005

Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.

Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.

by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Bonus Wipe

After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.

You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

Fucked-up Find-out

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.

Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.

by Stevie Y December 13, 2004

Muff Duster

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.

Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.

by Stevie Y January 24, 2005