Definitions by Stevie Y
Slime-ali
What salami turns into after it has seen its best days. A mold-like substance that covers the meat when it decays inside the refridgerator.
There's nothing better than a home-made lunch by Mom to really hit the spot...Unless of course she used the last few pieces of slime-ali.
Vacuum Throat
A female that continues to give oral pleasure at no expense. One who is basically addicted to giving blow-jobs. Often enjoys swallowing semen as well.
I remember back in high school, there was this chick that gave head to like thirty dudes...bitch musta' had vacuum throat or something.
Vacuum Throat by Stevie Y July 3, 2005
antiq-cooter
Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!
antiq-cooter by Stevie Y July 1, 2005
Slime-ali
A term that refers to a decent hunk of salami that has unfortunately passed its time in the refridgerator and has accumulated a slime mold of some sort.
Daniel was about to make himself a scrumptious salami sandwich before bed, but he soon found out all that the only meat in the fridge was some slime-ali.
Panda Carpet
A woman's vagina that very much resembles the private region of the bear-like animal known as the Panda. With an enormous growth of hair, frightening to look at.
Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!
Panda Carpet by Stevie Y April 11, 2005