Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
To drive and dance at the same time. Rocking out while youre riding the wheel. Sucka.
Lisa squared dranced all the way to Western Michigan; couple of silly ladies.
Inserting one's middle finger and ring finger into the female canal known as the vagina. When performed properly, the remaining fingers make up the ever so popular "Ozzy" or "Rock" hand sign.
Josie and Franklin began their typical foreplay, but Franklin popped in his favorite 80's rock mix. As soon as he heart Crazy Train, he stuffed Josie with The Rocker, what a lucky broad.
Excessive growing of pubic hair around the genitalia of a female. Unnecessary hair which usually gets in the way.
I always thought something was wrong with Brian when he told me he couldnt find her cooter, but then he mentioned her female forest and I had no further doubts.
A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.
Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.
Engaging in a quality keg stand while enjoying the pleasure of a quality blowjob. Simply a man's dream.
Joel got a little keg head, although he was tough to hold up for that long. I guess all the ladies couldnt get enough of that baby arm.
The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
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