62 definitions by Stevie Y
When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.
Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.
by Stevie Y December 14, 2004
The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
by Stevie Y December 26, 2005
The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
by Stevie Y March 1, 2006
The numb feeling that is acquired when an individual sits in one place for too long. Usually accomplished by hunters.
Melinda thought she had lost circulation of blood in her butt, Carl told her that it was just a serious case of hunter's butt. Tough luck.
by Stevie Y January 22, 2005
Rory partied all week long and didnt bother to get a head start for his women's suffrage midterm. Guess he is going to have to pull the all-night fight.
by Stevie Y December 21, 2004
Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.
by Stevie Y July 19, 2005
An individual with magnificent and powerful intelligence with which he/she is able to defeat all other mindpowers.
by Stevie Y March 4, 2005