Stevie Y's definitions

Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!

I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.

by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Naughty Knot

When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived while in the sexual position of sesenta nueve, that's 69 for all you non-hispanics.

"Ouch!" screamed Gertrude...
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.

Some hairy bitches never learn.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

Sucking Face

Aggressive kissing. Making out hardcore with short periods of breathing time.

Who Beatrice and Gerard?...Those two were sucking face all night!

by Stevie Y December 10, 2004

Swiffin

The understanding of one's ideas. Similar to "are you picking up what Im laying down?" Only now it is referred to as swiffin, due to the increased use of Swiffer floor cleaners.

I know my thoughts a bit vague, but are ya swiffin?

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

Fucked-up Find-out

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.

Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.

by Stevie Y December 13, 2004

Dirt Tornado

A great, loud, ripper of a fart.

Ive heard some crazy farts in my day but nothing compares to the dirt tornado that just came out of Franklin's ass.

by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

Dundee Stylee

An individual who parades around town boasting of his skills with knives and he carries around his collection of them too.

That cat was all gettin insane wit' da dundee stylee up in da alley.

by Stevie Y November 29, 2004