12 definitions by Stevie LaLa
A game in which players receive points by tossing objects into an open casket during a wake/funeral. Points are deducted if non-players catch you in the act.
by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018
Since all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female, a Dynocologist is needed to look after the animals, in particular, the Pappasmearus Rex. One week a month, a Dynocologist separates the Pappasmearus Rex from the other animals because it can become irrational and violent while on its Jurassic Period.
I thought I would never get the Dynocologist position at Jurassic Park but life uh uh uh finds a way.
by Stevie LaLa April 18, 2016
When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.
I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.
by Stevie LaLa January 23, 2016
When you finally get to fuck the girl you've wanted for a long period of time. Once landed: Vaginally!
by Stevie LaLa June 7, 2015
When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.
I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.
by Stevie LaLa October 5, 2015