When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.
I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.
by Stevie LaLa January 23, 2016
Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.
by Stevie LaLa February 23, 2016
An experimental form of birth control designed for the utmost discretion by the Mexican Government, the Just Inquesadilla is a traditional Mexican entree topped with Whoopsie Daisy seeds which serve to kill off the previous nights' mistakes with precision and subtlety. Los Abortionez con Queso
As President Alvarez's top political advisor, I suggested he feed his mistress a Just Inquesadilla so that no baby could ruin his time in office or his extra curricular activities with his sister.
by Stevie LaLa September 22, 2015
When a male subject finds a frog, squeezes it's sides to open the mouth and proceeds to use said frog for masturbatory purposes.
by Stevie LaLa June 06, 2015
When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.
I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.
by Stevie LaLa October 05, 2015