Stevie LaLa's definitions

Stainal Sex

When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.

I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.

by Stevie LaLa May 5, 2016

Ribbiting

When a male subject finds a frog, squeezes it's sides to open the mouth and proceeds to use said frog for masturbatory purposes.

Last night I went ribbiting and I think the frog kinda liked it. But now it's dead.

by Stevie LaLa June 8, 2015

Dynocologist

Since all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female, a Dynocologist is needed to look after the animals, in particular, the Pappasmearus Rex. One week a month, a Dynocologist separates the Pappasmearus Rex from the other animals because it can become irrational and violent while on its Jurassic Period.

I thought I would never get the Dynocologist position at Jurassic Park but life uh uh uh finds a way.

by Stevie LaLa June 6, 2016

Oklahoma Chiller

When you are eating a fudgsicle whilst having sex and ejaculate during a brain freeze.

Ever have an Oklahoma Chiller? Just wait. Jack Frost is gonna have a whole new meaning.

by Stevie LaLa December 11, 2015

little morphin annie

Zordon, mentor to the Power Rangers, adopted a girl named Annie and for some reason made her fight real monsters; every child’s nightmare.

Little Morphin Annie will fight you tomorrow. It’s only a day away.

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018