Erph Day

A world wide holiday commemorating the ridiculous amount of times that Will Smith saved the Erph.

Dad: What's your favorite holiday, son?
Me: "Erph Day."
Dad: Nonsense. I meant a real holiday.
Me: "Parents just don't understand."
Jazzy Jeff: Nice!

by Stevie LaLa June 06, 2016

Just Inquesadilla

An experimental form of birth control designed for the utmost discretion by the Mexican Government, the Just Inquesadilla is a traditional Mexican entree topped with Whoopsie Daisy seeds which serve to kill off the previous nights' mistakes with precision and subtlety. Los Abortionez con Queso

As President Alvarez's top political advisor, I suggested he feed his mistress a Just Inquesadilla so that no baby could ruin his time in office or his extra curricular activities with his sister.

by Stevie LaLa November 05, 2015

casketball

A game in which players receive points by tossing objects into an open casket during a wake/funeral. Points are deducted if non-players catch you in the act.

Have you played Casketball before? If not you really should. It puts the FUN in funeral!

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

Ribbiting

When a male subject finds a frog, squeezes it's sides to open the mouth and proceeds to use said frog for masturbatory purposes.

Last night I went ribbiting and I think the frog kinda liked it. But now it's dead.

by Stevie LaLa June 08, 2015

Dynocologist

Since all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female, a Dynocologist is needed to look after the animals, in particular, the Pappasmearus Rex. One week a month, a Dynocologist separates the Pappasmearus Rex from the other animals because it can become irrational and violent while on its Jurassic Period.

I thought I would never get the Dynocologist position at Jurassic Park but life uh uh uh finds a way.

by Stevie LaLa June 06, 2016