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Definitions by Stevie LaLa

Oklahoma Chiller

When you are eating a fudgsicle whilst having sex and ejaculate during a brain freeze.
Ever have an Oklahoma Chiller? Just wait. Jack Frost is gonna have a whole new meaning.
Oklahoma Chiller by Stevie LaLa December 11, 2015

Disaperiod 

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.
I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.
Disaperiod by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015

Just Inquesadilla 

An experimental form of birth control designed for the utmost discretion by the Mexican Government, the Just Inquesadilla is a traditional Mexican entree topped with Whoopsie Daisy seeds which serve to kill off the previous nights' mistakes with precision and subtlety. Los Abortionez con Queso
As President Alvarez's top political advisor, I suggested he feed his mistress a Just Inquesadilla so that no baby could ruin his time in office or his extra curricular activities with his sister.
Just Inquesadilla by Stevie LaLa November 5, 2015

Vaginally 

When you finally get to fuck the girl you've wanted for a long period of time. Once landed: Vaginally!
"Dude did you finally fuck Stacey?" "Yes!" "Dude...Vaginally!"
Vaginally by Stevie LaLa June 9, 2015

Ribbiting 

When a male subject finds a frog, squeezes it's sides to open the mouth and proceeds to use said frog for masturbatory purposes.
Last night I went ribbiting and I think the frog kinda liked it. But now it's dead.
Ribbiting by Stevie LaLa June 8, 2015