Stevie LaLa's definitions

Erph Day

A world wide holiday commemorating the ridiculous amount of times that Will Smith saved the Erph.

Dad: What's your favorite holiday, son?
Me: "Erph Day."
Dad: Nonsense. I meant a real holiday.
Me: "Parents just don't understand."
Jazzy Jeff: Nice!

by Stevie LaLa June 6, 2016

Barskank, Alaska

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

casketball

A game in which players receive points by tossing objects into an open casket during a wake/funeral. Points are deducted if non-players catch you in the act.

Have you played Casketball before? If not you really should. It puts the FUN in funeral!

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

Disaperiod

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.

I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.

by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015

Just Inquesadilla

An experimental form of birth control designed for the utmost discretion by the Mexican Government, the Just Inquesadilla is a traditional Mexican entree topped with Whoopsie Daisy seeds which serve to kill off the previous nights' mistakes with precision and subtlety. Los Abortionez con Queso

As President Alvarez's top political advisor, I suggested he feed his mistress a Just Inquesadilla so that no baby could ruin his time in office or his extra curricular activities with his sister.

by Stevie LaLa November 5, 2015

Stainal Sex

When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.

I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.

by Stevie LaLa May 5, 2016