12 definitions by Stevie LaLa
by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018
Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.
by Stevie LaLa February 23, 2016
by Stevie LaLa October 19, 2015
An experimental form of birth control designed for the utmost discretion by the Mexican Government, the Just Inquesadilla is a traditional Mexican entree topped with Whoopsie Daisy seeds which serve to kill off the previous nights' mistakes with precision and subtlety. Los Abortionez con Queso
As President Alvarez's top political advisor, I suggested he feed his mistress a Just Inquesadilla so that no baby could ruin his time in office or his extra curricular activities with his sister.
by Stevie LaLa September 22, 2015
Zordon, mentor to the Power Rangers, adopted a girl named Annie and for some reason made her fight real monsters; every child’s nightmare.
by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018
Dad: What's your favorite holiday, son?
Me: "Erph Day."
Dad: Nonsense. I meant a real holiday.
Me: "Parents just don't understand."
Jazzy Jeff: Nice!
Me: "Erph Day."
Dad: Nonsense. I meant a real holiday.
Me: "Parents just don't understand."
Jazzy Jeff: Nice!
by Stevie LaLa April 18, 2016
When a male subject finds a frog, squeezes it's sides to open the mouth and proceeds to use said frog for masturbatory purposes.
by Stevie LaLa June 6, 2015