Definitions by Stevie LaLa

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

queef tenderloin by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

little morphin annie 

Zordon, mentor to the Power Rangers, adopted a girl named Annie and for some reason made her fight real monsters; every child’s nightmare.

Little Morphin Annie will fight you tomorrow. It’s only a day away.

little morphin annie by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

casketball 

A game in which players receive points by tossing objects into an open casket during a wake/funeral. Points are deducted if non-players catch you in the act.

Have you played Casketball before? If not you really should. It puts the FUN in funeral!

casketball by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

Barskank, Alaska 

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

Barskank, Alaska by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016

Erph Day 

A world wide holiday commemorating the ridiculous amount of times that Will Smith saved the Erph.

Dad: What's your favorite holiday, son?
Me: "Erph Day."
Dad: Nonsense. I meant a real holiday.
Me: "Parents just don't understand."
Jazzy Jeff: Nice!

Erph Day by Stevie LaLa June 6, 2016

Dynocologist 

Since all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female, a Dynocologist is needed to look after the animals, in particular, the Pappasmearus Rex. One week a month, a Dynocologist separates the Pappasmearus Rex from the other animals because it can become irrational and violent while on its Jurassic Period.

I thought I would never get the Dynocologist position at Jurassic Park but life uh uh uh finds a way.

Dynocologist by Stevie LaLa June 6, 2016

Stainal Sex

When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.

I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.

Stainal Sex by Stevie LaLa May 5, 2016