Erph Day

A world wide holiday commemorating the ridiculous amount of times that Will Smith saved the Erph.

Dad: What's your favorite holiday, son?
Me: "Erph Day."
Dad: Nonsense. I meant a real holiday.
Me: "Parents just don't understand."
Jazzy Jeff: Nice!

by Stevie LaLa June 06, 2016

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queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

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Vaginally

When you finally get to fuck the girl you've wanted for a long period of time. Once landed: Vaginally!

"Dude did you finally fuck Stacey?" "Yes!" "Dude...Vaginally!"

by Stevie LaLa June 09, 2015

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Barskank, Alaska

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

by Stevie LaLa September 03, 2016

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Stainal Sex

When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.

I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.

by Stevie LaLa May 05, 2016

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