Definitions by Steven and the Twins

trapped badger 

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.

Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.

trapped badger by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Departure Lounge

A poo store just behind the sludge valve. Where little Chocolate Hostages sit awaiting their release.

I have a little Chocolate Hostage sat in teh departure lounge, better find a crap trap quick.

Departure Lounge by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Sludge Valve 

The Anus. Connected to the poosnip to ensure you have a quick and pain free muck release.

I have to empty my sludge valve, I have a Brown Trout craving the freedom of open water

Sludge Valve by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Poosnip 

The teeth that bite off a turd mid-exit. Created by Judith Chalmers in the early 60s to avoid the common problem of the day of people shitting out their intestines.

After crowning, and slowly making it's way through the sludge valve, the poosnip snapped shut and the log fell into the water.

Poosnip by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

meatloafs daughter 

A turd of epic proportion which is unlikely to be fully removed with 1 flush.

A multiflush arse log

I went fo ra shit at work today, but someone had left Meatloafs Daughter floating in there.

It was like giving birth to Meatloafs Daughter.

meatloafs daughter by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009

multiflush 

A turd which sticks it's arms and legs out and simply refuses to go down until it's had numerous flushes. Often leads to brown markages on the pan sides / floor.

I had to do a multiflush after giving birth to Meatloafs Daughter. 7 Goes and an Auxillary Flush before the smelly fucker went.

multiflush by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009

auxillary flush 

The act of filling a secondary container with water to pour into the toilet at point of flushing. Ideally to remove a stubborn turd.

After 3 normal flushes, I decided the floater was going to need an auxillary flush to help her on her way.

auxillary flush by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009