Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Steven Schwebel

smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.

Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.

Looking at emails that you've already discarded into the trash can.

I thought I never recieved that email but after going through the trash I found I had actually deleted it by accident.

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

Drunk guy: Fucking doughnut nigger, go and arrest me huh?