Definitions by Steven Schwebel

smart shopper 

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.

Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.

smart shopper by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008

Going through the trash 

Looking at emails that you've already discarded into the trash can.

I thought I never recieved that email but after going through the trash I found I had actually deleted it by accident.

Going through the trash by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008

Turdback 

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

Turdback by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Turdback 

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

Turdback by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Doughnut nigger 

A black police officer.

Drunk guy: Fucking doughnut nigger, go and arrest me huh?

Doughnut nigger by Steven Schwebel March 30, 2008