18 definitions by Steven Herraiz

double-Billing

drugging and raping someone, and then vehemently denying it when confronted

Just because she woke up all groggy with her pants off, she accused me of double-Billing her

by Steven Herraiz December 6, 2014

Diarrheetes

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020

poopening

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

chawed

the condition of a guy's dick after a prolonged, or particularly rough, blow job

Man, I shouldn't have done all that blow and gone to that sex club. My dick is all chawed now.

by Steven Herraiz October 4, 2014

nairnt

an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure

"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"

by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008

lionfag

a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.

See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!

by Steven Herraiz February 1, 2008

whiff

originally from the game of whiffle ball, specifically the sound the hollow plastic bat makes when one swings hard and misses the ball.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.

"I can't believe you whiffed on that pop quiz. It was just one question. I thought everyone knew who Nixon was."

by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008