grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex

Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.

by Steven Herraiz August 15, 2009

scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019

Big Dick Privilege

Similar to 'White Privilege, the entitlement well-hung guys enjoy (either consciously or unconsciously) due to the fact that other people want to have sex with them because of their big dicks. All of their character flaws, inconsiderate behavior, physical shortcomings, boorish behavior: all these can be overlooked because of their huge genitalia and others' desire for it.

'I'd never put up with his BS otherwise. I mean, he's just average-looking, not very interesting, is always late if he shows up at all, but that's how these guys with big dick privilege are. And it's HUGE and I can't get enough of it.'

by Steven Herraiz April 15, 2021

peevage

the male equivalent of 'cleavage,' the area several inches above the penis showing the pelvic lines, visible when a guy is wearing low-slung pants

Damn, check out that guy with those pants hanging off his hips. He is is showing some serious peevage.

by Steven Herraiz February 07, 2021

obliviot

an oblivious idiot

Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are in a dead heat for "Obliviot of the Year."

by Steven Herraiz January 24, 2014

lionfag

a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.

See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!

by Steven Herraiz February 01, 2008

nairnt

an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure

"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"

by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008