Steven Herraiz's definitions

obliviot

an oblivious idiot

Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are in a dead heat for "Obliviot of the Year."

by Steven Herraiz January 24, 2014

truck in a dress

an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.

Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!

by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008

grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex

Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.

by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009

peevage

the male equivalent of 'cleavage,' the area several inches above the penis showing the pelvic lines, visible when a guy is wearing low-slung pants

Damn, check out that guy with those pants hanging off his hips. He is is showing some serious peevage.

by Steven Herraiz February 6, 2021

poopening

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

nairnt

an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure

"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"

by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008

sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport

So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.

by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014