Steven's definitions

zubel

half erect penis

damn, that bitch gave me a zubel

by Steven January 8, 2004

billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.

I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.

by Steven January 1, 2004

Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

by steven May 13, 2005

ooglitastic

1. ugly to an extreme degree
2. so ugly that it's fantastic

ooglie + tastic = ooglitastic

Hide the children, an ooglitastic person's coming, yo.

by Steven April 20, 2005

Chi

The energy God gives us humans to live and walk around. With lots of practice, your chi can also be felt when emmiting an aura (no, not like the guys in Dragon Ball Z/GT do, but sort of like it).

You have a very weak Chi indeed (yes man, I'm callin you weak and slow).

by Steven March 3, 2004

Pookakaa

the absence of "bling-bling"

That thing is so pookakaa.

by Steven December 27, 2004

tinnitus

The ringing in your ear that is sometimes heard, usually because a sound is too loud.

My music was so loud, I now have chronic tinnitus.

by Steven December 15, 2003