TSAC

An acronym for Text Speak Acronym. A language all teens are fluent in.

Texter 1: LOL bro TWSS.

Texter 2: IKR, I was ROFL when that happened.

JPIMM? That's a new TSAC. What does it mean?

by Steve_Juggernaut November 04, 2010

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

Ree-raw

A stupid backward redneck hillbilly. The name comes from the sound of their speech. When one is speaking it sounds like this: "Ree-raw ree-raw sum bitch, ree-raw ree-raw."

We went to this bar in Alabama and it was full of ree-raws talking about bullriding and goat roping.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

Hard-Fart

A fart in solid form. In other words, SHIT.

Dude, I dropped the biggest hard-fart a minute ago. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for a while.

by Steve_Juggernaut February 12, 2010

JPIMM

A text acroym used when someone says something really gross. It stands for "Just Puked In My Mouth."

Mike: I was going down on her and discovered she had a yeast infection.

Steve: JPIMM. That's gross dude.

by Steve_Juggernaut September 15, 2010

SOMBL

A text speak acronym (TSAC) for Spit Out My Beer Laughing.

Aaron: Jerry passed out with his shoes on and got a pencil jammed in his ass.

Steve: SOMBL!!

by Steve_Juggernaut December 05, 2010

chode pipe

Another word for a meth pipe.

I was tweeked out the other night, I smoked a gram out of my chode pipe.

by Steve_Juggernaut April 28, 2006