Cousnart

The act of simultaneously coughing, sneezing and farting all at once.

This flu is bad dude. And the medicine gives me gas. I've been cousnarting all day.

by Steve_Juggernaut November 01, 2010

Sperm Fail

Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

by Steve_Juggernaut December 12, 2010

Beef Arm

A slang word for penis.

It's our third date tonight; I'm gonna hug her with my beef arm

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

SOMBL

A text speak acronym (TSAC) for Spit Out My Beer Laughing.

Aaron: Jerry passed out with his shoes on and got a pencil jammed in his ass.

Steve: SOMBL!!

by Steve_Juggernaut December 05, 2010

Re-queef

Blowing air into the vagina during cunnilingus then inhaling it as it queefs out and repeating the process.

Kristina let me re-queef her. What a dirty slut!!

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

Ree-raw

A stupid backward redneck hillbilly. The name comes from the sound of their speech. When one is speaking it sounds like this: "Ree-raw ree-raw sum bitch, ree-raw ree-raw."

We went to this bar in Alabama and it was full of ree-raws talking about bullriding and goat roping.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 02, 2010

Hard-Fart

A fart in solid form. In other words, SHIT.

Dude, I dropped the biggest hard-fart a minute ago. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for a while.

by Steve_Juggernaut February 12, 2010