Definitions by SteveDave

futpucit 

A phrase used when one has started to swear an realised during the pronouciation of the first sylable that it is inappropriate.

Ouch! Futpucit... I hit my hand with the hammer while tring to fix your gate Grandma.

futpucit by SteveDave May 9, 2003

norman bates 

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

norman bates by SteveDave May 9, 2003

hissy fit 

An unreasonable emotional out burst.

Just because I forgot your birthday, theres no reason to throw a Hissy Fit

hissy fit by SteveDave May 9, 2003

donut 

An idiot. A mild insult often used in the work places of southern England

"Sorry I'm a couple of minutes late late Boss, I over slept"
"You Donut. Don't do it again."

donut by SteveDave May 9, 2003

get bent

A put down in the vein of Fuck You and Piss Off only less offensive

"Choose a lane you lousy woman driver"
"get Bent"

get bent by SteveDave May 9, 2003

Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

Up fuck your fuck up up by SteveDave May 9, 2003

oh for show 

An amazing feat or a difficult task performed just to piss a competitor or rival off. See Also Dr Dre

"You Stole his Girlfriend and Shagged her in his house?"

"Oh For Show"

oh for show by SteveDave May 9, 2003