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Definitions by Steve Stephalonavich

A Charlie Murphy 

A murphy caused by a charlie horse.
Girl1: Dam why are your pants all up in your ass.
Girl2: I got a cramp in the back of my thigh and it gave me A Charlie Murphy.

Whorenet 

1. A person who attracts promiscuous women.

2. A cleverly devised system or method of attracting promiscuous women.

3. A hornet who is a whore.
1. Tony: look at all them horny bitches all over him mein.
What does he have that I don't have?
Manolo: I mean just look at the guy mein, hes a fucken whorenet, he has flash! Bizaz! how are you gonna compete with that shit mein!?

2. Whore: I am so fucking wasted! . . . OMG!
Guy1: Really! well I got some coke at the house!
Whore: Are you serious? Lets roll!
Guy2: Ah yea! the homey busted out the whorenet.

3. Hornet: Is that a bee-sting on your ass bitch!? you're not a hornet, YOU'RE A WHORENET!!
Whorenet by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.

2. An absolute asshole.

3. Navel; Belly button.
1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.

2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
Guy2: Abshole!

3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
Abshole by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.
1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.
1. An Editor who is full of shit. A shitty editor. A bullshit editor. An editor who sucks at editing.

2. Doing a shitty job at editing material.
1. These Urban Dictionary Editurds are full of shit.

2. Dude1: Did they review your submission?
Me: Na! they just Editurd my shit; those lazy fucks!
Editurd by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

A Marie Antoniette 

1. A woman who does not give head.

2. A woman who teases men but never sleeps with them.
1. I ain't never fucked with A Marie Antoniette type of Bitch before.

2. Guy1: So did you hit that chick you were with last night?
Guy2: Na! that bitch busted A Marie Antoniette on me.
Taking two back-to-back shots of Liquor to the head.
I propose A JFK in honor of the groom, cheers!
A JFK by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013