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Definitions by Steve Clarke

Pic Mail 

Pic Mail, Noun

When are person sends to you cute or relatively nice looking pictures of themselves for your enjoyment or rating.
Babe if felt cute today so I took some pictures and imma send you sum Pic Mail
Pic Mail by Steve Clarke August 30, 2018
A useless person, probably with genetic defects of an undisclosed type.
That Chris Beckett is a right speff.
Speff by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003
A small, possibly too little to share with you, amount of Cannabis.
Chris couldn't sell me any dope, but he did lend me a blim.
Blim by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003
If your girlfriend knew about Jane, she'd go spacko!
Spacko by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003

nippy no-grips 

Late 1970's synonym for Japanese motorcycle tyres, which alledgedly used teflon to reduce road adhesion, in a sinister asiatic plot to kill the brave young men of my generation.
I bought a Suzuki A100, but it was lethal in the wet until I junked the nippy no-grips and fitted some Avons/Dunlops/Continentals ( Almost any brand of tyre would give a palpable improvement over original fitment japanese rubber ).
nippy no-grips by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003