muddy funster

a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"

"kiss my knee muddy funster"

by Steve August 28, 2003

Stinky Pinky

fingering a chick

Bob stinky pinkyed Melissa.

by Steve February 17, 2003

Fooser

One who is so bad at the game of foosball, that he actually makes others he plays with or against equally as bad. Just by looking that this person, you will go bad...for life. Some might call this person a "Total Loser", this is incorrect. He is a fooser.

Someone in the room, who's name rhymes with Karl, is a total fooser.

by steve February 06, 2003

damper

part of a wood oven used to control cooking temperatures

I'm the only man baking jelly who can keep his dampers down

by steve September 05, 2003

fishbortion

When a pregant girl gets a goldfish shoved in her vagina, and the fish swims into the girls uterus and eats away at the embryo and causes and abortion.

I knocked up this chick last night,so i gave her a fishbortion

by steve October 17, 2004

Bruderism

When an individual is years past a mid life crisis and is spending and wanting more then he makes but still wants to retire.

That ole boy suffers from a bad case of Bruderism.

by Steve May 27, 2022

data download

The act of taking a shit

Cliff's in the toilet doing a data downlad

by Steve January 12, 2005