Definitions by Steve

Smurk 

Generally happens at night. A mixture of smoke, smog and murk.

I was driving along the road when I hit a tractor due to the smurk.

Smurk by Steve November 19, 2003

Chud 

A mixture of cheese and mud caused by the interaction of dairies and trench warfare.

Wipe that chud off uniform, soldier.

Chud by Steve November 19, 2003

Splargle 

1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.

2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.

1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.

2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.

Splargle by Steve November 19, 2003

Blastin' 

1. Of music: having a particularly heavy bassline or pounding beat, in any genre.

2. Firing your weapon indiscriminately and at full auto, full power, etc.

3. Opening safes using explosives.

1. Damn, this tune is blastin'

2. They're blastin' us sir!

3. We'll drag the safe out then go blastin'

Blastin' by Steve November 19, 2003

Clurry

Curry poisoned with chlorine.

Feed your mark some clurry

Clurry by Steve November 19, 2003

chode 

boy with a dick that is wider than it is long

yo dat boy such a virgin he prob'ly got a chode

chode by steve November 19, 2003

monket 

1) A monkey like creature with no legs and a mullet.

2) Can be used in a sentence to replace any noun.

1) Holy hell that monket has a camero mullet!

2) I am going to beat my monket tonight.

monket by Steve November 17, 2003