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"It's much vibe, Werd up!"
- Much VIBE
werd up by Steve February 3, 2005

northern high school 

Piece of shit school but hey, the students there rock, lots of parties..fine ass females..kick ass football and basketball team
this line always works for the ladies.."hi, i have an 8inch penis"
northern high school by Steve January 29, 2005

jessica simpson 

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.
I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!
jessica simpson by Steve January 27, 2005

midnight golfer 

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine
Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now
midnight golfer by Steve January 25, 2005
Legendary and amazing vehicles (see Nissan) Made up until the 80's.

Most renowned datsuns include Zcars and Datsun 510's, Zcars from 68 to 78 most specifically (240, 260, 280z, 280zx) and the Datsun 510 from '68 to 73, in 2 door, 4 door, and 5 door stationwagon.

Datsun 510 definition would include a small, boxy economy car that with little money, effort and creativity, can whip almost every street-rod honda for about the price of a carbon fiber rear wing.

Zcars came with 6cylinder motors almost identical in nature to the 510's 4 cylinder 1.6L engine.

Fivetens (510's) came with fully independent suspensions and front disc brakes, rear wheel drive, and are a common car for auto crossing and road racing.
Umm.. dude, you just got beat by a 30 year old Datsun and um... yeah...

Old Farts in Wagons Rocks!
Datsun. Sure beats whatever 2nd!
Datsun by Steve January 25, 2005

broadband 

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)
I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband
broadband by Steve January 24, 2005

angel scat 

An uneasy feeling while being preached to.
The residual effect thereof.
The Jehovah Witness folks came by today and left their angel scat in the foyer. I was more interested as to where they bought their leather cases than their interpretation of heaven.
angel scat by Steve January 22, 2005