Steve's definitions

scottrape

When Scott is raped in the ear canal by a talking cat with a gold plated dildo, hovering around on a flaming door mat

Scott wanted to go to walmart with Brandon Zack and Ken, but he was too busy being scottraped.

by Steve May 7, 2005

Esteban Loaiza

It takes a lot of talent and guts to be able to pull off this risky move. IF your giving a girl a rim job you carefully pour salsa into her ass, get a bag of chips and continue to eat her ass with chips.

I was hungry and wanted some action so i decided on the Estaban Loaiza

by Steve December 7, 2003

kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003

despo

Beginning life in P2P programs chat rooms, a despo is one who continually seeks porn files and/or cyber sex in such a desperate way that they will get extremely angry and become really difficult when their mission has failed. It is not uncommon for a despo to say after being denied porn/cyber things like: "I fucked your mother" or "Your mom is so fat..........etc". Also inter threats are not uncommon.

"Hi, can i download movie of sex pliz"
This is a popular despo comment as is, "Im horni, can sumone give me cyber or sexo on cam"

by steve May 13, 2005

BIF

BIF is an acronym for Butt-In-Front. It refers to the large fat pouch people, particularly women, have on the front side.

Check out the BIF on that whale...

by Steve October 29, 2002

chode

boy with a dick that is wider than it is long

yo dat boy such a virgin he prob'ly got a chode

by steve November 19, 2003

shit flicker

someone who works with horses, usually cleaning muck out of the stables.

see him, hes a shit flicker

by steve February 5, 2004