Definitions by Stephan Smolka
That's strange
After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.
That's strange by Stephan Smolka January 31, 2010
radio nazi
A play on the 'soup nazi' on Seinfeld. What you are faced with when you try to speak to the host and don't phrase your question the proper way.
When it was my turn to speak, I asked the host, "How are you?" and in radio nazi fashion got booted off the air!
radio nazi by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009
I'm Fine
I'm Fine by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009
celebrity by proxy
Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.
The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.
celebrity by proxy by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009
perfection abuse
Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
needs no introduction
The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?
needs no introduction by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
smart answer
smart answer by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009