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After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.
by Stephan Smolka January 31, 2010
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When it was my turn to speak, I asked the host, "How are you?" and in radio nazi fashion got booted off the air!
by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009
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The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.
by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009
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With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
Get the perfection abuse mug.The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?
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