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parrothead

Someone that just repeats everything they hear as gospel because it came from a perceived authority figure.
Those parrotheads kept repeating the economy is in the toilet because they heard it last night on the evening news.
by Stephan Smolka November 5, 2008
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Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
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Encephalophagus

Monster head. I big ugly head on a disproportioned body.
Charlie Brown comic strip characters come close to looking like encephalophaguses.
by Stephan Smolka November 5, 2008
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Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"
by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009
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celebrity by proxy

Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.
The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.
by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009
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Repeaters

First Introduced by David Icke. A repeater just repeats what he or she just was told without thinking about it, frustrating someone who finds out whats repeated is a lie. Usually found in government bureaucracies.
Repeaters at the doctors office kept telling me that drugs and surgery are the only cures to what ails me.
by Stephan Smolka January 3, 2009
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Social Leverage

The ability for the least prosperous of the masses to reach the most number of people.
Through the technology of the internet, there is more social leverage, opposed to newspapers and radio.
by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009
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