That's strange

The response a technical support person gives you when they can't solve your problem.

After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.

by Stephan Smolka January 31, 2010

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 05, 2009

Repeaters

First Introduced by David Icke. A repeater just repeats what he or she just was told without thinking about it, frustrating someone who finds out whats repeated is a lie. Usually found in government bureaucracies.

Repeaters at the doctors office kept telling me that drugs and surgery are the only cures to what ails me.

by Stephan Smolka January 03, 2009

Social Leverage

The ability for the least prosperous of the masses to reach the most number of people.

Through the technology of the internet, there is more social leverage, opposed to newspapers and radio.

by Stephan Smolka January 06, 2009

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Fairy Spotter

A repressed homosexual that informs you if someone is gay.

What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.

by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009

parrothead

Someone that just repeats everything they hear as gospel because it came from a perceived authority figure.

Those parrotheads kept repeating the economy is in the toilet because they heard it last night on the evening news.

by Stephan Smolka November 05, 2008