Stephan Smolka's definitions

needs no introduction

The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?

The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

smart answer

A good answer to a rhetorical question. An answer that proves you are still awake.

Because most rhetoric is used by lame people on autopilot, a smart answer is used to wake them up.

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

I'm Fine

Your automated response to "How are you"?

George Carlin mockingly said, "How are you - I'm Fine.
'No! you are not fine. Your HAIR is FINE!!"

by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009

Ruinism

The art and science of destroying freedom by allowing people to make bad decisions. Peripherating through society but not limited to legalization of drugs, college education for the unmotivated and home ownership for the financially irresponsible. The end result being martial law and bigger government as a solution to the problems it creates.

Making welfare and food stamps easier than earning money at a trade is an example of Ruinism.

by Stephan Smolka January 9, 2009

yellow light effect

When a law or rule has the dubious distinction of making you do the opposite of what was intended.

A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.

by Stephan Smolka April 3, 2009

Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

celebrity by proxy

Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.

The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.

by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009