teenage mutant ninja turtles

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

gui

What happens when chewing gum gets stuck on your keyboard.

"What this goei?"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

copyright

Make sure you don't mess up the stuff you're stealing.

"I have to copy this right."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Penis Cracker

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

hard drive

Moving a four wheeled vehicle at respectable speeds through an urban area.

"5th through 6th av? Are you crazy? That's a hard drive!"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003