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Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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Mainstream music

Commercialized music that is extremely popular among people. Depending on the generation, mainstream music may be great or it may be garbage. As of the 2000's, mainstream has been garbage. Even more recently, Pop and generic rock music has overtaken Rap music, and the mainstream is at it's apex of garbage.

Mainstream music is contantly shat out by Hollywood, and what is considered piping hot now will be forgotten in a few years. For example, all of the boy-bands popular in the late 1990's to early 2000's are nowhere to be seen.

You can find many shat-out artists such as Lady Gaga plastered all over the Myspace home page.
Mainstream music is mainstream when Hollywood says it is.
by stay gold ponyboy April 18, 2010
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Goth

People who are more for the less popular culture. They usually dress, but not restricted to, in black and baggy-ass pants covered in 100 pounds of chains, belts, straps and studs. They can dress in multicolored clothing and even have multicolored hair. They listen to underground (although very popular in the subculture) industrial groups or other electronic artists and metal. They have an obsession with gas masks, vinyl, goggles and wacky hair. Usually found at rave parties, vampirefreaks, and horror festivals. Goths usually consist of pale white people, Germans, Pseudo-Germans, very few black chicks, and Japenese people. You'll never see an Indian or Afgan goth person EVAR.

I guarentee you EVERY goth loves Invader Zim, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and any other Tim Burton movies that star Johnny Depp.

The emo and scene subculture derives their fashion from Goth fashion.
Goth kids would suck Jack Skellington's rotted cock if he were real. Since they don't like the norm, they'll act as if they like the taste of his rotted dong.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 4, 2009
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Gay Tranny Paradox

If a gay man becomes a woman via sex change and becomes a full on lesbian, what is his orientation? He-she can be regarded straight, because even with the absence of a ballsack, he still has the Y-chromosome, thus still a man. But legally, he's a woman...so what the fuck.

Can also be used to describe a lesbian woman becoming a man and turning gay.

Created by Mr. Garrison of South Park.
Mr. Garrison is a prime example of the Gay Tranny Paradox.
by stay gold ponyboy June 15, 2011
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Pseudo-Japanese

White kids (mostly anime geeks and fat girls) who pretend to know so much about Japanese culture and who pretend to be Japanese. They do so by blurting out random, Japanese-sounding words and naming their made up anime characters with false Japanese names. They scribble random Japanese characters in an incorrect way in their notebooks at school, thinking it means something. These geeks are always bugging people by walking up to them and shouting "DESU DESU DESU!!!" in their faces.

They may fap constantly to hentai, furry porn, or some other crazy Japanese fetish. They also eat lots of California Rolls, Kalamari and Ramen, because those are the only Japanese foods they can think of. They also listen to music ranging from anime soundtracks to bizarre J-Rock.

Sure, it sounds like just a nerd in love with Japanese culture, but when he starts acting like he can speak and write Japanese when he doesn't know jack shit, then he's a Pseudo-Japanese kid.
Guy #1: Look at Freddrick over there, drawing his anime characters again. He named one of them Unochi Michimagi...

Guy #2: Pffftt, that kid is Pseudo-Japanese.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy February 9, 2010
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

Wiki website that rips on anything you love, denies what you have learned, bashes every band on the planet, and is racist to all. They usually give false information about everything, with the exception of the "Sick fucks." They often like to follow the path of 4Chan, using all of their vocabulary and memes.

However, it should be noted that it is just for "lulz", and should not be taking too seriously. If you get offended easily, don't go there.
Encyclopedia Dramatica is a site for bitching about the world.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy October 21, 2008
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Mr. Garrison

One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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