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Definitions by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda

Head Puntee 

Someone who's head needed to be and was kicked into a brick wall or another firm, stationary substance.
People who complain to Urban Dictionary about words needing to be removed because they are not slang or they include a name need to be head puntees. Don't shit yourself over it.

Stoopy Burger 

One with ignorance or lack of moral education. Any preferrable adjective meaning 'dumb' referring to a person. Also see dumbass.
Joe: Hey John!
John: What?
Joe: Whats two times two?
John: 8!
Joe: You fucking stoopy burger...
A slang term used to describe a firearm such as a gun. Commonly used as a word meaning machine gun.
"That mutha fucka is pissin me off. I should use my oozey on that bitch."
A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.
Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...
A comedy movie created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey Parker plays as a door-to-door, black belt mormon who is offered to play a pornographic superhero. For a large sum of money, the mormon accepts. His future wife, Lisa, has no idea he is taking part in these films. One of the funniest fucking movies on the planet.
(A PART FROM THE MOVIE)
(Lisa is at a movie store, when Orgazmo is playing on a screen)

Lisa: Joe? (Looks up on screen)

(Goes up to store clerk)

Lisa: Excuse me? What movie is this?

Clerk: What movie is this? Have you been living in a cardboard box, lady?

Lisa: No, I'm from Utah.

Clerk: Oh... I'm sorry.
What? How did I get here? Where the...
Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!

Cottage Cheese 

A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.
Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!

Sam: Whoops...