Definitions by Stan B.

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

furtling by Stan B. July 25, 2006

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

horizontal bone dance by Stan B. August 31, 2003

mississippi mudfinger 

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003

drop trou 

To lower one's pants down to one's ankles, often in a sudden, impulsive manner, thus exposing one's nether regions.

We all dropped trou and mooned the old lady.

drop trou by Stan B. February 4, 2003

unpoo 

The act of returning fecal matter to the orifice from which it came.

I asked this street wino why he was shoving turds up his asshole, and he told me, "I'm unpooing."

unpoo by Stan B. January 30, 2003

chocolate thunder 

Same as brown shower. Defecating on a sex partner.

He gave his boyfriend a chocolate thunder.

chocolate thunder by Stan B. January 16, 2003

contact moon 

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

contact moon by Stan B. January 16, 2003