Stais's definitions

Tempo

An intimate statement made by a very sexy woman, more than possibly a nymphomaniac, ready to accept all the guys at the same time " They're entering my personal orifices "

The local nympho was in bed with several guys who had met her in the pub. She was a good multitasker and found a short space of time to text a message to her mate. The message read
" Tempo "

by Stais December 28, 2005

dale

Another word for a vagina (Dale is the phoenetic spelling)

Sitting on a bus the other day I overheard two young men talking.
They had spotted a very attractive woman getting on to the bus.
I heard one say to his friend " I would love to rut her dale "

by Stais April 25, 2006

seet

sexual experiences exciting thunderflashes

The sexspecialist and I had some great seet

by Stais September 25, 2005

hyal

This is an old expression used by prostitutes " Have you a light? "

Tonight I was walking a few yards to my home. After I had crossed the road from the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland where I had been having a few pints in excellent company, I was stopped by a young girl, probably jail bait, who said " HYAL" She ran her hand down my side as I lit her cigarette. She was with another girl and a young man who said " Leave him alone." Later when I went to empty rubbish in the bin I met the two girls walking back up the street. They had been unable to buy a lighter in the Enterprise, another bar were under age. I had two lighters in my pocket so I gave them one of these as a present as I do not like to see a smoker stuck without a light.

by Stais September 25, 2005

Pn

Abbreviation for Private Note

I sent a PN to my girl friend

by Stais September 23, 2005

Hof

Abbreviation for Hello old friend

I met someone I had not seen for a couple of months. I said " Hof "

by Stais September 23, 2005

Dub

Something they do in Australia - Down under buggery

Australian homosexuals engage in Dub

by Stais December 28, 2005